writing is like being in the shower. don’t wanna start and dont wanna stop

i gotta remember this

Mary Philbin and Conrad Veidt in "The Man Who Laughs" (1928.)

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

wikipedia vandalism is actually insane if it happens perfectly. at one point my brother edited a fictionalized version of himself into our town's history, just as a random side character, and then some local historical societies lifted it without citing the source as wikipedia, and then wikipedia cited them, so now it's true

this all goes to say "cite your sources because if even one link in a chain doesn't cite, it can become an ouroboros"

The Sun on September 15, 2023 // Robert Schumann

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^

'filled with people who believe it is more important to do nothing wrong than it is to do something right' is going to live in my head for a while now huh

we need a trinary version of “both." i want to call empasis to three things

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

the lesson I'm taking away from this election is not that the Democrats need to become more left wing or more right wing but moreso that they need to find a way to cater their rhetoric towards people who genuinly have no idea what is going on. the target audience for every speech and political appearance should be someone who doesn't know what the three branches of government are because they were drawing a Cool S during high school civics

political scientists have failed to consider the possibility that the silent majority is silent because they didn't understand the question and are trying to play it cool

tongue in cheek art about weird bodies and waiting for a diagnosis

your flight has been delayed because we were giving the 737 a pelvic exam and there were complications