Ruto: I-I don’t think that helped, Lulu...
Dark Link: There's an old Lizalfos lady in 35c that gives evil cookies to all the demons and creatures that pass by on the daily commute. She's nice... in the most dastardly of ways.
Link: *mumble, mumble* I fight ancient evils, dragons, jump through dimensions *grumble, grumble* can't even tell her...
Link: Wow, that was a rather long response... lots of words. Fi: It was a great opportunity for story exposition, though, Master.