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Player Character Key:

V (me): Black Half-Dragon Druid

Vulkus: Wolfkind Barbarian/Paladin

Koultek: Blue Dragonborn Sorcerer

Birel: Arakocra Cleric

Norne: Half-Elf Arcane Archer

This weeks tale needs a little weaving beyond a simple summary~

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10WmvuHhBRjUsU8p10GlXXIHfSuMvcZXR0ogJJbe0Xtk/edit?usp=sharing

Heres the link to the whole story

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Will draw:

-OCs, Must have Refrence

-fanart

-most ships

-some horror

-tasteful nudity

-furry

-pony

Will not draw:

-overly complex mecha

-extreme gore

-pedo

-incest

-hateful content

NSFW Closed

The fire cult is the last, and backed into a wall.

And they have something to say, at least until V casts Tidal Wave to put out the poor man who was sent to deliver it.

I absolutely pulled inspiration from Junji Ito, yes.

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V got the adrenaline shot of scaring a couple of goblins after his friends absolute brutal evisceration of their captain and friends.

"Run, Screaming." He threateningly uttered to the nearly pants shitting gobs left alive in the fire temple. I rolled well enough and they did run screaming out.

After that the inner murder hobo was set free, and he kicked down the next door to a room with Two Ogres and eventually back up from an entire barrack. The party got a little roughed up, but the plan was to cause hell and so it was.~

V is still maybe too happy over intimidating a couple goblins hehe.

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Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

As others have noted in the past, Danny DeVito not only directed Matilda (and played her dad), but he and Rhea Perlman (DeVito’s wife at the time and Matilda’s mum in the movie) basically looked after Mara Wilson because Mara’s mother was in hospital with terminal cancer at the time of filming (She died during post production work, and it wasn’t until years later Mara discovered that Danny had taken an advanced (not quite completed) copy of “Matilda” to the hospital so that her mum could watch it before she passed.)

When Mara mentioned that she was feeling nervous about the dancing to “Little Bitty Pretty One” sequence, it was DeVito’s idea to have the ENTIRE cast and crew join in and dance too (off camera) so she wouldn’t feel self-conscious, apaprently even the craft services folks joined in, and the cameraman shooting the scene did a bit of a shuffle, but not too much because it would mess with the camera shot)

THE WAY IT CUTS OFF AT THE END IS SENDING ME

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

Westworld did this as well. Storytelling is dead!

IF FAN THEORIES ARE RIGHT IT IS A SIGN YOU HAVE TOLD A WELL-PUT TOGETHER AND FOLLOWABLE PLOT, NOT A SIGN YOU NEED TO MAKE UP SOME BULLSHIT FOR A TWIST ENDING. FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT.

No wait, I’m not done here:

If the fans get where you are going and ARE STILL HAPPY, you KEEP GOING THERE. It shows they’re invested and your story craft is setting up and paying off properly. 

It is not a sign you need to M Night Shamaylan things until narrative is fuckin dead and “surprise endings!” reign supreme. If no one can guess what will happen, you don’t have a plot, you have deus ex machinas strung together like a child’s macaroni necklace. It might be endearing and beloved but its hardly a fuckin masterpiece. 

To be utterly frank, this is where “NO SPOILERS! NO SPOILERS EVER! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BREATHE ABOUT THE PLOT UNTIL IT’S BEEN OUT ON DVD FOR FIVE YEARS” attitude has left us – And the studios ACTIVELY encourage that shit because first week viewing numbers are their whole lifeblood.

Sure, an “oh shit” moment is great, but if you’re doing it well, I should have that moment watching the show the second, fifth, or hundredth time, knowing how it will go. If being surprised were truly so important to a narrative, why even make a Shakespeare play? Is anyone out there still hoping Romeo and Juliet still get together at the end? Why make mystery novels into movies? Spoiler warning: Hercules Poirot gets the bad guy. Movies that directly follow historical events? Clearly worthless.

Come on, now. Sure, try not to spoil shit for people intentionally, don’t be a dick, but can we calm the fuck down and can Hollywood stop pushing this shit both in social media and with business choices like this?

“i cant help but think that fans should be allowed to like, gather in groups online and theorize and have fun without networks watching in”

-Lindsay Ellis abt game of thrones doing the same thing

If no one can guess what will happen, you don’t have a plot, you have deus ex machinas strung together like a child’s macaroni necklace. It might be endearing and beloved but its hardly a fuckin masterpiece. 

And you can always to what Alex Hirsch did when the fans were guessing too close:

I hate to once again toot my own horn about this, but yeah: if the fans have guessed where things are going AND ARE HAPPY ABOUT IT, YOU STICK WITH IT, which is ESPECIALLY the case for two projects I’ve done: -People guessed the first major reveal of the Clone Saga storyline. Most guessed it from the start. But did I try to change my plans at the last minute? No, I was proud that they had enough media literacy to figure it out and they were excited when they were right. And it made oh so much better when the OTHER twist, the one they DIDN’T guess, ended up happening. -Most people guessed in A Voice From the Dark that a song or music would end up being used against the Voice. I was actually INCREDIBLY nervous about that as I got closer because I thought “Oh, god, the song’s going to ruin the mood, isn’t it? This happy, playful, beloved song is going to make people hate everything else - especially because they figured it would happen.” But I trusted my gut (not that there was much else I could do) and fans ended up loving it. And they still rewatch, still love it, and love the buildup and the reveals years later. IF ALL YOU HAVE IS A TWIST, THEN YOU HAVE NOTHING,.

Here’s some random quotes that my friend randomized and I drew.

There is more of them but I have to sleep now so have this lol

Wow, I animate!

Imps.

Roy Mustang

Void Dragon. And Mars. And shitty background. And toe beans. Most importantly - toe beans.

I swear, I will draw corgis tomorrow. Yes.

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『 Thunder Wolf, Zinogre (charged)』 Zinogre is my favorite boi for many reasons; breakdancing samurai lightning dragon wolf that uses pet bugs as his power source.. is pretty sick. And now that monster hunter gen ultimate is coming, switch owners will get to fight this bad boy, so good luck with that, hantas~