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Hi Peter, a boy told me he liked me what should I do?
Peter stepped back horrified. “What about me? Notice me, not him! You gotta’ keep clear of him!” Pan then started doing silly things to get noticed such as pulling faces. “C’mon no Lost Boy/Girl wants that mushy stuff!” He then pretended to be sick.
I don't wanna grow up Peter. Also, what's your opinion on love? Do you believe in it?
Pan turned around to face you with wide eyes. “Love?” He replied with slight disgust before carrying on to talk. “Ewww NO! Who wants ta’ do all that mushy grown up stuff!?” Peter answered running over to The Lost Boys and pretending to be sick all over them. “Never!” He stated sticking his fingers in his mouth.
Peter, I need you to help cheer me up. I just had to say goodbye to my boyfriend because im moving 2403 miles away from him in the morning. Seeing him cry was the most painful thing in my life. Californias gonna be a great adventure but im sooooo sad
“Gee, why don’t-cha' get a fairy to send him messages that way ya’ can still talk to him!” Pan then scratched his head unsure what else to do as he never understood love. “Ya' could use all your Happy Thoughts from him and your new adventure to fly to him! That’s how I still gotta' see Wendy!” Peter then placed his hands on his hips and crowed.
Peter how do I get a boy to like me?
Pan knitted his eyebrows together before widening his eyes. “Like you? Why would ya' want that when ya' can go on adventures with me?!” He questioned before realising what was meant by the term ‘like’. “EW-IE, NOT LOVE? YUCK!" Peter then spent the next 2 minutes pretending to be sick and pulling faces afterwards when listening to others talk.
Will you marry me?
Pan scratched his head. “What’s a marry?” He asked, looking a little confused while trying to get his shadow to stick. “Whatever it is, it sounds disgusting!” Peter replied, pretending to be sick at the idea. “Yuck, I won’t do it! It don’t sound nice y’know!” Pan answered, looking with disgust at The Lost Boys.
Peter, do you support same gendered Love??
Peter stuck his tongue out and looked away in disgust. “Yuck! Who wants all that mushy stuff?!” He yelled loudly, shaking his head. “NOT ME! Even if it was covered in boogers or with tha' Lost Boys, nuh-uh!” Pan then grabbed his tummy and pretended to be sick.
Oh Peter I'm so sad boys are so mean here in England pne just broke my heart i wish I could come join you and the lost boys and just have some adventures
Peter frowned and pulled some gum out of his pocket. “Gee whiz, you can’t trust people straight away! That’s how you get hurt!” He explained before handing the gum over. “Use this ta' fix it! Love is so yucky!” Pan expressed, pulling faces and pretending to puke.
I love you, Peter
were you in love with Wendy?
Pan shook his head quiet violently with a frown. "Yuck! Love.." He moaned, hating such words. "It's mushy!" Peter stated, crossing his arms infront of his chest. "...And it involves girls..." Pan signed, exaggerating the words as he wasn't the type for love but more for adventures!
You're perfect
Peter smirked, and looked up. "Gee whiz.." He responded, unsure what to say as it was always said different in Neverland. "Well... I don't blame ya'.." Pan announced, placing his hands on his hips once more. "-If I were you, I'd be pretty jealous too!" Peter stated bending down and winking, through the whole he was looking out of.
I love you
"Oh boy.. Ya' do?" Peter replied with a smirk on his face, becoming very cheeky. "Well..." He replied, tilting his head to the side and placing his hands on his hips. "I don't blame ya' really. I am pretty good lookin'." Pan responded nodding his head with a wink before carrying on to talk- "Why'd ya' think that ole' codfish is so jealous!" He replied, crowing to The Lost Boys.
Do you realize how many girls love you ?
Peter grinned and placed his hands firmly on his hips. "Course I do!" He responded, nodding his head like a Churchill dog. "Everyone loves me, I am real good looking though.." Pan claimed before speaking again- "I'm real strong too, look!" He shouted, watching Tinkerbell bounce up and down on his non-existent muscles.
I'll always love you, Peter Pan!
Peter grinned and raised his nose slightly. "Well... I don't blame ya'." He replied with a small cackle before carrying on. "Why'd ya' think Tiger Lily does!" Pan shouted, extending his arms as if it was a question. "Cus I'm real good lookin', of course!" He answered with a innocent smile and looking up once again.
I will always love you Peter Pan.
Pan grinned and placed his hands firmly on his hips. "Gee whiz, I don't blame ya' really.. I am pretty good lookin'." Peter claimed, crossing his arms afterwards with a smirk. "Why'd ya' think The Mermaids always like ta' see me!" Pan then smiled and carried on to look below at Neverland.
Dear Peter, you're such a life ruiner, you're constantly ruining my definition of perfection and making me compare other guys to you and I will forever be alone because no guy could ever measure up to you.
Peter smiled and crossed his arms neatly infront of his chest. "Well, I am pretty good lookin'.." He replied, smirking then carried on to boast and become very cocky. "Why'd ya' think Cap-in' Hook is so jealous of me!" Pan then winked and placed his hands on his hips with his legs shoulders width apart.
You're just adorable Peter! :3
Pan cackled then slowly lead into a smirk. "Ya' think?" He questioned, not giving time to answer, thinking he already knew the answer to what they thought. "I guess thats why Tinkerbell gets real jealous, huh?" Peter then smiled again and placed his hands firmly on his hips.
Peter, I think I'm in love with you.
"Oh boy, you are?" Pan replied, smiling afterwards being very cocky like he was. "Well, I don't blame ya'. I am pretty good lookin'.." Peter then crossed his arms neatly and slowly infront of his chest, raising his chin. "Why'd ya' think you want me to visit so much?!" Pan sniggered, winking from behind the bed.
