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letterboxd really makes me wonder what a lot of these people derive out of watching movies /using this site because they seem extremely out of touch with their own feelings and only care about the dopamine hit when the numbers go up on their ifunny comments. this legitimately means nothing. completely devoid of meaning. its a gray flavorless mush . what am i supposed to do with this. im not expecting a professionally written review by all means but this is a new low. im mad i accidentally scrolled down too far and saw this on the front page. this ruined my day and it hasnt even started yet

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avicecaro

maybe subconsciously but a lot of people really do not believe women are intelligent enough to be funny on purpose, or absurd/ironic on purpose, or make art that makes people uncomfortable on purpose. “omfg how did she not realise how this would come off” she realised. i promise she realised. i’m going to kill you.

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inkskinned

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

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i like boys who dress like icecreams and ignore me for video games and get food all over their face so i can wipe it off and spoon feed and baby them esp when they are mean to me it’s garbage i know but i can’t help it

boys who dress like ice creams still haunts me. even more than the rest of this which is objectively worse.

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trumbloola

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

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loanboard10k

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

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mothtowers

no lie this picture is fucking breaking my heart. the teenager who made this way back when really went for the throat with the tagline "where everyone is happy". No "where you can fangirl freely" not even a melodramtic "where the strange and wonderful can meet in peace". Not a single reference to the tumblr culture of the time. Just the most primal, gut wrenching urge of an awkward high school student to long for a place where not only they, but also everyone else can simply be happy. I hope you found your happiness random blogger, wherever you are.

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