honestly ive been here for the release of 4 one direction albums and every year in the days leading up to the release people will post gag audios and tell you its a new 1d song as a joke and tbh i still fall for every single one and every time i press play in anticipation rick astley tells me that we’re no strangers to love and i get so sad. this has happened probably more than 50 times. i fall for it every time. how many times am i going to have to listen to whatmakesyouhaha.mp3 instead of a new 1d song before i realize that all of you are liars. 

fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.

jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

where is he? (harry is he)

I am so good at pretending I am tired when I am actually very sad

me when someone asks what my goals for the future are

how do i get abs without doing anything

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

harry is so far up hey angel’s ass therefore so am i

having harry as my fave is great because i can watch the others drama and sit back knowing he is simply eating frozen yogurt somewhere in a hawaiian shirt

Styles, Harry (2015)

i really honestly feel like no one has ever like looked at me twice or thought wow she’s the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen or god i wish i looked like her 

This is so sad.

Honestly the silence from the other boys is making me nervous at this point

I wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til I fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find I’m still in their arms

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat