Texas time AU where Church stays a villain because it's the easiest way to get Tex's attention. He sets up some huge plot to show off, somehow traps the hero PF sent through sheer luck then in the middle of his rant on how much Project Freelancer sucks he turns around and goes "Wait who the fuck are you? Where's Texas?" and the Freelancer has to listen to Church bitch about how he set up this great deathtrap he can't use because PF can't even bother to send the right hero
He scratched at the wig, his scalp itching with no contentment in sight. It was all Church could do to keep from plainly ripping it off at once and exposing more of his identity than he already was.
When he heard the grunting and struggling continuing, Church bothered to look the way of the dangling superhero in need. He scowled at South – they never got along back in the academy days.
There was a small part of him still satisfied that she couldn’t outwit one of his traps.
okay so the design process for these costumes when like this “terrible freelancer costumes” is really code the Dakota Twins costumes, They had to match, And north was going to get the shitty end of the stick.