Hands down the best church
every second from when Tucker and and caboose come back from the quest
Church: God damn man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes.
Caboose: Yeah. I have a really good time.
Church: Ehehehyeah, it seems like it. You know I don't think I'd get anything done, but I probably wouldn't care that much.
Church: Hey Tucker, you okay?
Tucker: Ohh, why don't you guys come in here?
Church: Uh, because it might be contagious? Aaand because we've got to think about the health of the unit as a whole. I came up with that pretty fast.
O'Malley: I knew it! This was just some elaborate scheme to lure us in to an ambush!
Church: First of all, I don't know if calling you on the phone and inviting you over? I don't know if that qualifies as an elaborate scheme.
and the hands down best Church Caboose moment:
Caboose: What if Tucker is contagious? I do not want to catch pregnancy.
Church: Hey, no-one is pregnant. And seriously, Caboose, when I get done with this... we gotta have a little talk man. There's a book I've got that we can read together.
Caboose: ...I'd like that.