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my wife has the most recent ones but...

Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.

His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.

Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will

Um tuxedo mask is the team tactics guy.

He his magic crew are rocks his job is to stay enough out of danger so he doesn't get himself killed so their future daughter can be born.

You know as a millennial, you younger folks are way way to comfortable giving all your information to an unknown parties.

On top of the fact the more they get you to give up physical items. The more they can get away away with making the rules as you go.

Only need one ticket? Tough. Now you have buy monthly ticket. And auto inrole you into subscription Model.

can someone who knows transformers lore explain this please 

its ok cybertron won

I still don’t understand please

The orange guy (Rung) reaches over the counter for a straw and in doing so he knocks over a guy’s drink. This leads to an argument that leads to a bar fight. Megatron was at the bar and even though he wasn’t involved in the fight he still ends up in jail. While in jail he gets beaten up by a guy (Whirl) and after getting beaten up he realizes that violence is a valid option for dealing with your problems and eventually the Autobot/Decepticon war starts which destroys Cybertron.

more specifically megatron was already a revolutionary polemicist who was firmly committed to pacifism until he was assaulted in prison, at which point he starts to consider other options

the same prison visit also brings orion pax (optimus prime) into contact with megatron’s writings, which contributes to his leftist awakening, and ultimately he ends up founding the autobots. who also aren’t exactly pacifists but. complicated 

both groups were initially in conflict with the existing government before ending up turning against each other and destroying mcfucking everything for four million years while pissing off everyone else in the entire universe 

You forgot to mention that the guy who knocked over the straw. Is God.

I hate how forgotten Rogue One is. It’s genuinely one of the best Star Wars movies to date. The lead characters all manage to stand out as individuals with stories of their own and the ending is an emotional roller coaster. This movie took a semi-plothole from way back in ANH and spun a story that enriched the franchise incredibly. R1 is how a “dark” SW movie should be done, taking a twist to the classic format and making it more grounded in the true perils of war while retaining the core messages of hope and (found) family.

You do you but personally I don't think the first two acts are really strong at all.

I personally hate stories where women are shown to "the heart" of the team but at the same time the rules don't apply to them is aggravating.

Jyn only cares about the empire doing her wrong because her dad is involved.

She doesn't grow or learn to really feel for the horror of the empire and the grow to see the need for the causes of the rebels.

The pin the hope speech on her basically because the movie decided she was the lead. And it not even that good of a speech.

The movie spends to much time getting the team together. It's bad guy is a freaking middle manager type not a threat. The cgi inserts of dead actors was completely not needed.

Like the move all you want but the movie could have used a few rewrites.

Make them a team from the start, have her be a rebel who loyal is questioned when it's found out her dad is building the deathstar. Have the team go on missions to prove her loyalty. Find out the death star is just about to be operational have them go to try to stop it.. holding out hope they can out of there with backup once it comes, only to realize that they have to have a new hope. That the data has to get out And die not knowing if it did. And it cuts the princess lea stand in out.

That could lead to the start of a new hope and a stronger jump from movie to movie. Instead of the first look at Lea as an adult is Lea looking starry-eyed out the window talking about hope. It would keep The first time we see her in the series is mouthing off to Vader.

HEY! this is my Cat.

found this off Twitter, idk the op but it’s important info. what happened is a funny meme but it’s also seriously important that people understand that the redditors were completely in their right to do this and they’re going to be slandered hard

I just want to add to this it's not that the Hegde fund shorted stock, they shorted 137% more then was ever available. They got caught.

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets