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So in Love With the Wrong World

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Andy | she/her | 32 | Canadian | Aro Aro Aro | Lover of TV shows, movies, comics, and cartoons | I write a lot | sometimes epics | sometimes porn | this blog is DEF NSFW so be aware | multishipper of the highest order|
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Takashi Shirogane has the biggest dick energy in voltron and it’s proven by how everyone just naturally started calling him “sir” “captain” and “commander” without being told to

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PIDGE, WHAAAT

Sorry, but I felt the need to do this. Because at this point I feel like eating my left shoe and regurgitate it into one of the fridges in our local supermarket whenever I see the words “Adam”, “kl”, “bury your gays” and “queerbaiting” in one post. Like, the fuck… did Adam’s death magically un-gay Shiro or something?

Also: I’m not gonna argue about this. S7 was great and 90% of the idiots screaming about being queerbaited kinda queerbaited themselves. U guys are just mean. You may unfollow me now if you feel offended. 

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i love voltron. like actually, completely, unironically. fuck all the ships and discourse and fandom. i love the show. the animation and the backgrounds and the whole concept of giant fucking robot lions in space, dude. aliens and black holes and cool planets and galaxies. friendship and found family and bonding. i love that shit. sometimes it’s easy to forget that the show itself is actually pretty fucking incredible when ur constantly being bombarded with fandom bullshit but like. man. i love voltron. 

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“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

— John Mulaney

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andreablythe

Excellent point.

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Everyone makes jokes about “Emmy award-winning Sam Riegel” when he says something awful, but every once in a while you get some insight into what really goes on in his head and why he deserved the award. He won the Emmy for directing and, watching him on Critical Role, it’s not surprising. His sense of timing - both comedic and dramatic - is impeccable. 

He’s always the one with the perfect joke to lighten the mood when things are depressing or the stakes are high, and it’s always the right amount of silly without being disrespectful or taking away from the weight of the scene. He stays involved and makes his characters memorable without hogging the spotlight. And while Marisha’s speech about what Molly meant to Beau and what he taught her about herself was perfectly in character and heart-wrenching in its own right, Sam brought us to tears with one line: “Molly said not to steal from happy people”.

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people asking me to choose my favorite of the mighty nien: sorry. can’t do it. I love all of them. I love giant green dad, tiny green drunk, blue chaos mom, sad hobo wizard, gay jacki chan, giant thunder woman, and delightful glitter zombie. I also love tiny bird daughter and frumpkin. 

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calebandnott

i am so unbelievably in love with this giant barbarian aasimar who is immense and intimidating and just bone-chillingly terrifying in combat who also presses flowers in a book and is soft-spoken and talks fondly about grass and just found out that she loves petting cats. ashley johnson invented the gentle giant trope

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*hanging out with artists* god i could fuck a coffee (they all murmur in agreement)

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Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

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Travis: this is Dr. Nadiya she’s a super smart biology lady and she is amazing and impressive with a dozen science degrees
Justin: this is Kardala and she is a magnificent strong thunder goddess beyond all of you mortals
Griffin: this is Remy my flippy boy, he embarassed himself on national tv and I’m love him
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