link: sidon, I’ve run out of red crayon

Fjord: Spends a whole story arc trying to figure out what happened to Vandren and if he’s even alive and comes up with next to nothing.

Caduceus: (Gets high one night)

A comparison showing the size of an ancient Megalodon compared to a modern day Great White shark. (Source)

I can’t reblog without these tags? These are an integral part of the post.

Everyone in Peter’s class gets super hyped when they see Spider-Man on the news the day before an exam because that teacher will just coincidentally forget every copy of the test at home, what a shame, guess you all have one more night to study oh well,,,,,, if any of you were doing important things yesterday it’s real lucky you get this extra time to prepare,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Yosemite National Park  Inst @edraderphotography

I’m back!

my charming and lovely boys  (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ Shiro & Keith music: cigarettes after sex - sweet

here’s a compilation of different people driving box trucks into a low bridge over and over

It’s worth knowing a few fun facts, courtesy of 11foot8.com:

The guy who runs the website (and owns the cameras) says he sees a lot more trucks pull up to the stoplight, look at the warnings, and turn off onto the side road, but about once a month, someone hits the bridge.

the penske business is probably sick of this shit

tumblr had dashcon, instagram had fyre festival, and now twitter has tanacon the trifecta is complete

yall read this and watch the vids, its wild

Best tumblr scandals

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy

i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk

thank you so much but also curse you

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

OMG FFFINALY. I somehow finished it…. I bet that there are mistakes here and there but if I continued working on this I might have ruined it. Turns out the now white haired anime man plus space angel is harder to draw. #voltron #fanart

Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad. 

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

^ kind of like that

Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao

I would play the shit out of this game.

The sheer amount of pissed off that Ikithon would’ve been when a Crownsguard told him they’d recovered the beacon but then it floated into the air and melted, fills me with joy lmfao

Listen I hate Trent but the image of him going “yes yes very good take a lollipop from the bowl and get out” while trying not to explode with rage is so fucking funny

Shoutout to our boy Lance who finally accomplished his 6-seasons-long dream of sticking Keith in a wormhole.

i told everyone i was going to vacuum the kitchen and to stay out for a few minutes, and literally in the time it took me to go get the vacuum cleaner someone accidentally left their glass in the water dispenser and flooded the entire kitchen.

How…?

i know this isn’t a legit question but since i’m at maximum petty at this moment let me just describe the level of ennui in my house. my dad doesn’t like to stand there and hold a water glass under the fridge dispenser for the ~8 seconds it takes to fill a glass so he macgyvered it so you can just jam a glass in there and let it do its thing.

and by macgyvered i mean he took it apart, removed the spring mechanism, and bought a whole set of new glasses that are the perfect size so that they wedge in the dispenser.

that’s what i’m dealing with. my dad surgically altered the fridge and bought an entire glass tableware set so that he wouldn’t have to hold a glass in the dispenser for 8 seconds.

he’s done this with almost everything in the house. he was tired of having to latch and unlatch gates so he cut off the latches and taped industrial strength magnets in their place. he hooked up the chicken coop door to a circuit board and a solar array so it opens and closes automatically. years after he divorced my mom, one of her toilets broke and when the plumber opened it up it was full of corks that my dad had somehow tied into a functioning flush mechanism, presumably so he wouldn’t have to go buy real parts at the hardware store we lived next door to. we’re talking a walk of thirty feet from toilet to hardware store counter, max. it was literally just operating on cork power. for all those years. we never knew.

anyway that’s how.

Is your father a software engineer? Because I’m getting a very distinct whiff of “software engineer” from this post.

The GOPdnd tag on twitter is really something else

I try not to do politics anymore but FUCK