“Z punched a hole in the wall. Then, instead of, oh, calming him down or helping patch it up, S turned it into this. Now I’s pissed off about the vandalism, L’s feelings are hurt, and J is threatening to stab S on her behalf. And, since you don’t give a rat’s ass about any of it—”
“Not even a mouse’s ass, to be honest.”
“—now I have the world’s shittiest job, running around getting everyone to kiss and make up before the drama bleeds into our next mission. I need more coffee. Dammit, there’s still no sugar! Maybe I’ll mix in some of those stale M&M’s. Do you think they’ll melt?”
“You know, I’m starting to see why your Hold has a gag.”
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inspired by @ashfae's Give Me A Break which is in turn inspired by @mumblesplash's tetris spoilers
Don't hide details like this in the tags @melibemusca ! And HAH I love it!!