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A Conspiracy of Cartographers

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"What are you playing at?" "Words. Words. They're all we have to go on." | American wench living in Scotland. | She/her | Little too smitten with Good Omens at present | I just find things that seem interesting or shiny or entertaining and then babble about them | A03 | RP
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klapollo

Obviously this is an adorable bit but I'm so struck by how different this is from so many little kid shows today like.......the muted colors. no background noise. no sound effects. you can literally hear Jim Henson breathing between his lines. Ernie is talking very slowly, meandering, letting the kids digest the info. it's a full minute before you get the payoff of it all. man

I'm in love with the stupid baby puppet I want to see her grow up strong and healthy

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the rest of my muppet!omens doodles, all together :)

I've been staring at these for the last 10 minutes and I just. I am SO obsessed. Like u don't understand. The amount of joy these fill me with is unreasonable.

I cannot decide what is the best part. Aziraphale holding Crowley like a wet noodle? "Oh it sets me all aquiver"? Crowley popping his nose off to kiss Aziraphale? MURIAL??????????

I LOVE. IT. ALL. AHHH.

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More Muppet Princess Bride fan art! I didn't feel a need to Muppetify this line at all, I feel like Piggy saying this and then cutting to Kermit's trademark eyes is funny enough. Hopefully ya'll agree!

I spent way too much time wondering if I should change "Farm boy" to "Farm frog" but farm boy just sounded better.

I intended to draw Kermit with the same expression Westley has in the film, but it's hard to resist giving Kermit at least a slight smile. So let's just say he's smiling because he genuinely appreciates Piggy's compliment.

So, right after posting the previous drawing one of my Instagram followers (Thank you C_Robinns!) pointed out a line of Piggy's from the Muppet Show describing Kermit's eyes and I am immediately forced to acknowledge that THIS is the far superior version of this scene (Seriously how perfect is this line??).

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klapollo

the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall

Jim Henson supported his openly queer colleagues in the 1970s! The Muppet performer Richard Hunt was majorly influential on Sesame Street, the Muppet Show, and Fraggle Rock.

They also dumped Chick-fil-A in 2012 when CFA made their stance on gay marriage known.

It would be a dishonor to their memories for the Jim Henson Company to kowtow to queerphobic demands when their namesake always stood for diversity and acceptance of everyone, and it makes me proud to be a Muppet fan to see that insisted upon 💖🌈

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heymrverdant

i don't care that they're technically physically owned by a soulless corporation, i feel like that in spirit the muppets would and should be on strike

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cumaeansibyl

Kermit may be a stage manager by profession but at his heart he's a union organizer

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parrhesiac

Kermit doesn't represent an independent corporate managerial layer over labor; this is a self-managing theater troupe. Kermit Thee Frog may be in charge, nominally, but it just means he's the one at the bottom, where all the shit flows downhill to. The stars, in this paradigm, are (a) the ones who cause the shit, and (b) the ones away from whom it all flows. It's a much older paradigm, with lots of people in the middle to shovel the shit around.

Oh yeah, to be clear I mean "stage manager" in the theater sense, as you describe, not as "he's management." I have said before that he doesn't really want that job, but he knows a) it's a necessary job for the show to go on and b) everyone else would be worse at it.

Look at the end of the Muppet Movie where he marches straight into Orson Welles's office and demands a contract, though. He absolutely plays old pro-union folk songs on that banjo.

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ashfae

This, this is the strike discourse for which I've longed.

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Tim Curry candidly reveals an ill-fated affair during the filming of Muppet Treasure Island (1996) with Miss Piggy.

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lyinar

They say that Michael Caine did so well in Muppet Christmas Carol because he treated the Muppets like fellow actors, and Tim Curry did so well in Muppet Treasure Island because he treated himself like a fellow Muppet.

I’d say this counts as strong evidence toward that theory.

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I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

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modmad

how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

Just got around to watching this and I had no idea the Swedish Chef is playing a sick groove as well. I was dancing along, just boosted my mood 50 points. Wonderful.

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