FINAL ROUND!!

FINAL ROUND!!

if rinne wins least marry-able on twitter and sexiest on tumblr i think that would be hilarious personally and thats why you should vote him

SEMIFINAL ROUND

reasons to vote himeru

2. Suit

a well tailored suit is always sexy trust me i'm a lesbian, further more himeru is shown to be a fan of detectives and a bit of one themself. now tell me what is sexier than obsessively searching for an understanding of events.

3. Pussy bones out

while these are not his main outfits they are definitely the one emitting the most sensuality compared to those around them.

4. even in non revealing clothing they just emit sexy

in these we also get a rare view of corset himeru and i think we can all agree that corsets are hot. this is also heavily mentioned in the story : Sex Appeal 101 which is centred on himeru's capacity to look effortlessly sexy. this is also brought up as the main point of the persona HiMERU in obbligato. to add to this their attractiveness is often frames as being ethereal, unattainable, only to be admired from far far below which when placed in a contrasting intimate position only extenuates the sexiness as it is giving access to something that should not be touched.

5. Usually stoic character getting flustered

it has been stated that there is nothing sexier than constantly facing the horrors however that lacks variety an important part of having a fun time with a character is change and while mayoi breaks up her constant being flustered and facing the horrors with occasional sexiness, himeru usually takes break form being sexy by being flustered and what is sexier than someone loosing their usually strict composure, becoming too overwhelmed to react normally.

6. ID theft

first the most important thing about id theft is that it requires constant a constant performance and constant masks and walls being up at all times glimpses of the real person hidden, buried under a sense of devotion and guilt. and that the deliberate hiding makes the small reveals that much more tantalising, it is the act of revealing the ankle, the thigh that is sexual, not the body in and of itself. furthermore the reason for this id theft : immense guilt. to see a man racked with such immense guilt over their own actions and inactions that they throw away everything away in almost a sense of repentance, believing that his pain is but a small price to pay for their mistakes all while deluding themself into thinking his plan is completely rational

SEMIFINAL ROUND

Reasons why YOU should vote for Himeru!

–> Upon first glance, he seems to have a layer of mystique around him.

–> Mild-mannered and reserved, Himeru is very aware of his movements up till the tips of this fingers.

–> Yubisaki no Ariadne. again. I didn't notice he had a tail???

–> 2022 pretty much started and ended with Himeru thirst trap events.

–> Even without the effort, he's still exuding that cool and mature atmosphere in most casual settings.

–> Butler Himeru! (gif is from this video because I don't have his outfit uuuu.. )

–> His Risky Venus SPP...

–> When he does put in the effort though... it really stands out.

SEMIFINAL ROUND

Making my HiMERU propaganda here.

♡. Not make a single effort here and being sexy btw.

♡. He has a little tail. Look at his chest

♡. Mayoi could never offer you a hand in such a sexy way.

♡. No comments. I just wanted to be that strawberry.

♡. There is no seat left... Can I sit in your lap????????????

♡. And this is mayoi (I LOVE MAYO SM. IM JUST KIDDING. I SWEAR)

rinne moping over winning against niki in the sexy enstars chara poll.....close your eyes and imagine pathetic wifeguy rinne with me

ROIND 3 SIDE B

ROUND 3 SIDE B

ROUND 3 SIDE A

ROUND 2 SIDE A

ROUND 2 SIDE A

ROUND 2 SIDE A

arashi narukami YOU AGREE.

ROUND 2 SIDE B

ROUND 2 SIDE A

okay i drafted this a while ago but alright here we go. cracks knuckles. i will die before shu wins this

Hi hello bloggin on the blogging website for the first time in Ever i am writing this as a google docs draft on my laptop at 11:30 something at night which is objectively not that late but its late for me and also i have church tomorrow so you know im DEDICATED (<- this is a blatant lie. I will do anything to delay going to church and i will make poor decisions no matter my dedication simply if they are funny)

aNYWAYS. Thats not what we’re here to TALK ABOUT. We are here to discusses the sexiness of izumi sena versus the sexiness of shuu itsuki. Am i qualified to discuss this? Absolutely not i have read two enstars stories ever. However if i am anything i am annoyingly verbose and i am gonna put that to good use.

Now, if I were to be extra dedicated and annoying i would take the time to define what sexy IS. but im fucking eepy so im just gonna start throwing cards at you instead

Google docs hates me. “Unsupported image type” okay die. ANYWAYS

Look at that. Shu may be elegant but look at THAT. Look at that STYLING, look at the flow of his CLOTHES, that gay little look over his shoulder at the camera. Whats that look for huh. What do you want gayboy. Elegant and sexy in like a magic forest deer way. SPEAKING Of

BAM. look at THAT. elegant!! Pretty!! Sexy!! Sexy and hot arent always synonyms sometimes sexy can be like in a demure way. Jot that down in your notes that you should be taking. Ignore how demure and sexy contradict each other. Look at izumi instead and don’t question the things I am saying its fine. Look at how gentle he looks. He is laying down on the forest floor with his hand outstretched. For what? For another man (or woman, or perhaps a creature) to join him there?

I feel like im gonna pick a card and someones gonna be like “um actually thats the card where he murdered six people in cold blood,”. Id let izumi kill me add that to your notes as well

Now some of you may argue, okay mars, those are cute but theyre not sexy. Ohohoho my friend. WELL

this image is already on the og post but idc idc. anyways

Look at THAT! Look at the clothes, the belt around his waist! The way the jewelry flows! Look at that stance! The pose! The pure confidence! The slight cockiness to his look! He doesn’t look flat as an ironing board! Its dynamic, its confident, its cool! Its hot, babyyyy!!!!! Look at his delicate fingers wrapped around his wrist! I am thinking normal modest thoughts about izumi sena! Add that to your notes too!

There was another card i was gonna add in between but i cannot find it. Pain.

Anyways! It is time! For! The peace de. The pies. The. hold on

the piece de resistance!

LOOK AT THAT!! The angle, the expression! Look at him in that outfit! Look at his legs! Thats a man that I’d love to [DATA EXPUNGED]. that is a man who knows what he is doing by posing like that. look at rhe way he keeps looking at the camera. i am thinking modest holy thoughts about izumi sena

And my final piece of evidence: shu would literally throw up if he won the sexyperson poll. Have mercy and vote for izumi

in conclusion: full respect to the shu voters, I don’t understand why you think he’s sexy but to each their own. I hope you have a fun time with your silly little guy. However I stand by my belief that Izumi is sexier and that you should vote for him. Thank you for your time

ROUND 1 SIDE A

It is time for Madara propaganda for the @enstars-sexyperson-polls !

Reasons you should vote for Madara!

Yes, obviously he has the muscles...

But he also has a winning smile!

He looks great all dressed up and ready for the stage...

Or when he's just at home being a single Mum.

I mean, come on, he's holding a cat here. How can you not vote for a man holding a cat.

In short, please vote for everyone's favorite Mama.