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You are swimming distance from a shore you cannot see. If you choose the wrong direction, you will drown. If you do not make a decision, you will drown. 21
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Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

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Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

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United States, Frankly Fucking Phenomenal Carlsbad Caverns Souvenir, c. 1960s.

Not lit up, lit up, and a variation on lit up. A souvenir I can absolutely get behind. Bangin’.

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this veggie tales screenshot is so fucking funny to me because it feels like this animated vegetable is sending me to hell

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specialmouse

Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.

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swarnpert

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

if i was god and someone built and designed this place to worship me i would fucking smite them

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stuckinapril

what’s meant for me will find me yes but I also have to meet it halfway and encourage it to happen so it does

what’s meant for me will present itself as an opportunity in no uncertain terms and I will take the steps necessary to make it happen

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