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The stupid fucking capcut watermark is pro i can't hide or remove it🤯🤯🤯
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archisa shitpost
Baking my (dead) boyfriend into a cookie in half /jj
USKSKSKSKSKKSS, kk actually the art is really cutee <33
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And then Samson Drake came along and split Archie neatly into a 1/2 fraction 💀
I wanted to draw a few of my favorite couples in February for Valentine's Day, but alas I was only able to draw about two 😅 but anyways, I saw this one drawing reference and thought "oh this is perfect for my favorite rare pair"
Archie has about the strength of a twig (yeah that worked out poorly for him) and honestly Elisa is probably decently strong/fit from being able to throw such good punches and from running around at parties carrying stuff. She could throw him over her shoulder no problem. And fun fact: despite being 4-5 inches shorter than Archie, she's 10 pounds heavier than him. It's all muscle fr.
Tagging you @chelleinyy bc you said I could when I first came up with this idea a long time ago hehehe
A Day Off
A/N: this is just a silly little one-shot regarding my favorite rare pair in Criminal Case, Archie Rochester x Elisa Melody. This one-shot also prominently features Sebastian, one of @chelleinyy 's wonderful OCs!
However, TW for one brief mention of suicide, as well as spoilers for Mysteries of the Past.
With that being said, thank you for reading.
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they said their vows, now they're trying not to throw the wedding cake at each other.
do u think archie would say no to the gender bs and beg to be archie melody to get away from his family 🤯🫢 i would tbh. who knows man
trying to work out how to make a fake ss at some point hopefully 🙏🙏 anyways enjoy <3
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYHHHHHGSGVAGHHHHAFGJGGHHHHHH!!!! dies (Archie lore)
But seriously. THIS IS AMAZING 👏🤩🤩🤩 I am actually in love. Enemies to lovers for REAL. This is beautiful and amazing 😍 I can die happy now (unlike Archie). But fr get Archie tf away from Malcolm.
This has made my day fr!
So it's no secret I ship Archie and Elisa in a banter-y enemies to lovers way, so I drew Elisa making fun of Archie by saying a line of dialogue from a lovely little snippet @chelleinyy wrote.
(This was also me trying to draw some casual outfits for Elisa. The bow in her hair was inspired by something @blenderscientist drew :)
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there is nothing quite like having a crackship that you and a very small group of ppl in your fandom go fucking feral over. this shit started as a joke but i dont think its a joke anymore!
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This isn't even that important, but I feel like something that's often overlooked is that Archie Rochester is canonically a REALLY good artist.
LOOK AT THAT BIRD. LOOK AT THAT DETAIL. I can't draw animals at all 😭so admittedly I'm easily impressed.
But look at this, too
Is this pure narcissism? Of course. But still. That is a REALLY GOOD clock even if an Archie Rochester clock tower is totally cursed
But no one really talks about his art skills in game, Isaac just (rightfully) roasts him lolol
And thank you @blenderscientist for providing these photos 👍
mfw sandra will rue the day.
archies bald roach esther how much do you charge for a commission i wish to inquire about a certain portrait of a hot french inventor 😁👍 xoxo don't die to a bald mr poe now before you draw her.
WHAT IS THIIIIS
This is the best edition I've ever had to a post
Greta is holding back Mr Poe and the saw until Archie completes the commission
Also DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
SORRY !! but i can imagine he smells like her perfume and has little lipstick marks bc she kisses him between insults ☠️☠️☠️🙏
"Full offense, Archie, but that clock tower idea is the worst thing I've ever heard of" mwah
"but what if I commission one of both of us?"
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This isn't even that important, but I feel like something that's often overlooked is that Archie Rochester is canonically a REALLY good artist.
LOOK AT THAT BIRD. LOOK AT THAT DETAIL. I can't draw animals at all 😭so admittedly I'm easily impressed.
But look at this, too
Is this pure narcissism? Of course. But still. That is a REALLY GOOD clock even if an Archie Rochester clock tower is totally cursed
But no one really talks about his art skills in game, Isaac just (rightfully) roasts him lolol
And thank you @blenderscientist for providing these photos 👍
mfw sandra will rue the day.
archies bald roach esther how much do you charge for a commission i wish to inquire about a certain portrait of a hot french inventor 😁👍 xoxo don't die to a bald mr poe now before you draw her.
WHAT IS THIIIIS
This is the best edition I've ever had to a post
Greta is holding back Mr Poe and the saw until Archie completes the commission
Also DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
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A Rochester's Melody
Happy birthday to one of my dearest friend and the founder of this rare ship <3, luv u
Here's a fanart if you crack ship, that I kinda like it now! And I hope you like it🎉🎉 Friendship is magic. Happy birthday again @asharkapologist
THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND GRACEFUL and I'm glad I've converted you to this rare ship 😁
Also "A Rochesters Melody" is such a creative PUN YOU ARE AMAZING 🤩🤩🤩🤩