always keep fighting because you are not alone

IM WHEEZING!

HOLY SHIT

He couldn’t even keep it together for Thanos, I love him.

Pride Steve 2019 Redraw – [Etsy] 

This is my Avengers: Endgame fix-it. No, I won’t be taking any questions.

I’m just thinking of that one straight boy from class that said he was dissapointed that they cut Captain Marvel’s hair because “she wasn’t hot anymore”

…wasn’t hot…

Imagine looking at Brie Larson with short hair and thinking she’s not the epitome of perfection. Straight boys are weak.

Those are fake geek boys then because she HAS short hair in the comics. Like for literal years now.

#siblings

The Avengers (2012) | Avengers Endgame (2019)

                              I don’t know how you’re going to get through all of that.

*morgan talking about her family on a school presentation*

this is my mom, a boss™️, and this is my dad, iron man™️, and this is my space big sister nebula, and this is her big sister gamora, they have a ship and a super cool tree friend and talking raccoon, and this is my big brother harley, and this is my younger big brother peter, they are really smart, as i am of course, i am a stark™️, and this is my uncle happy, he likes this old show he watches in tv because he thinks it’s elegant, i think it’s boring; this is my uncle rhodey, he’s military royalty and has a super cool suit like my daddy’s, this is my aunt may, she’s super sweet and italian and it’s my brothers aunt, this is my aunt carol, she glows and has a cat who i love and this is also my uncle nicky, i don’t know how he lost his eye, but he likes aunt carol’s cat a lot; anyway-”

pepper doesn’t know how to explain the teacher and parents in the classroom

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

Well, NOW I do.

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

My fave thing about Black Panther is that they had the perfect setup for the Jabari to be the villains. The challenge, the black and white aesthetic, the toothy masks and secluded mountain lair surrounded by ice and snow and rock… and instead, they turn out to be cool warrior dudes led by a nerd who makes ill-timed (and hilarious) jokes and who’s only stated issue with T’Challa’s reign (besides an old feud that’s been pretty much been left alone for a couple hundred years) is that he doesn’t think it’s a good idea for a sixteen year old to be running all of Wakanda’s R&D department, which considering he’d never met Shuri before is a very valid thing to be worried about.

Maybe there was no dramatic reason for Fury’s personality change. Maybe he got his eyepatch, looked in the mirror, and asked himself; “you know what would match this? Cynicism and a trenchcoat.”

Peter: *being kidnapped* will I need my toothbrush?

Kidnapper: Shut the fuck up.

Peter: *mutters* I assume that means you’re providing a toothbrush then…

———

Tony, at a later time upon finding out: What — and I cannot stress this enough — the fuck.

movies watched in 2019 | captain marvel (2019)

“Do you have a preference on who Captain Marvel is being shipped with?”

Tessa Thompson dancing in her Valkyrie costume.

Black Panther (2018)