You know how Bilbo wakes up to a house with no traces of the dwarves having ever been there? Who led that cleaning effort? Who was like “alright guys we have GOT to sweep and mop right the fuck now”

Tell me you don't know SHIT abt Bruce Thomas Wayne without telling me you don't know shit about him.

'For the sake of his company' bitch he's probably single-handedly funded the entirety gotham since he knew how to use money properly he don't gaf abt inflation 😭 bitch has sm money he has to throw it away somewhere 😌

Bruce definitely trained all the Robins to abandon him if things got bad. He'd give them scenarios like him trapped under something in a fire, hypothermic conditions, he's too injured, and they need to get information to Lucius, and the list goes on. And to date, the only bit of training his kids have continually failed, whether in simulation or practice, is failing to leave him behind.

Batman: Uncovered

I love the relationship between Ra’s and Tim in the Red Robin run because it reads fundamentally as an unrequited crush. Between an old man who is so rich he will never spend all his wealth, a man who is considered to be charming in the same way a snake is, a man who is more powerful than the majority of other villains just on the strength of his legacy alone.

And.

A seventeen-year-old boy who has not slept in three days since the last time someone drugged him, has not showered in three weeks unless you count being thrown into a river, has not cleaned his room since he was three and his parents still payed attention to him.

And when I tell you which one has the crush on the other, that’s it, that’s the ultimate punchline, DC may never reach these peaks of comedy ever again.

That’s one way to sum up the whole Red Robin run…

that's a wrap on game changer season 7

Pssst! Don't tell the nerds over at twitter, but the animation's already a third done 🤭

Dickie just gets emotional when it's on pain killers lol

Commission Info / Kofi

so true

Official Wednesday post

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Art inspired by @codenamed-queenie post

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^^^^

(This was the first time I spent so long on the background :)

I mean, when certain people draw him, I'd believe it too

Not to be a downer but I do think Kai goes into a depressive funk after the Revolution ends. He was so busy while the war was happening that he didn't have time to process his emotions. So when everything settles, he's back in New Beijing as emperor, his girlfriend is 300,000 kilometres away, his friends are scattered around the universe, and his father is dead.

He's consumed during the day with his ruling duties, but at the end of the day he comes back to an empty home, eats dinner alone, and spends his evenings aimlessly. He had no time during the war to truly grieve his father, all his school friends drifted away because he was so busy, and it finally catches up to him. Because of the time difference, Cinder is still working during his evening, so she's not always available to talk. He catches up with his friends over comms sometimes, but it's sparse with their busy schedules.

As a result of this--not to mention the trauma from the past months--his evenings become unbearable. He spends a good chunk of them lying on the couch, absentmindedly watching netdramas and trying to tune out his thoughts. On bad days, he just cries.

Eventually Cinder and Torin notice his mood and unknowingly team up to help him. Cinder changes her work schedule so that she will be free during his evenings, and they eat over vid comms at the same time--their ports propped up like they're at the same table--and watch net-dramas together. She encourages him to pursue hobbies he used to enjoy; he gets back into piano, motivated by the song requests Cinder sends him.

Torin also helps. He contacts his old school friends and arranges a dinner with them for Kai. He shifts Kai's endless legislative duties to community-based events where he can connect with his citizens.

Gradually, Kai comes back into himself and works through his loneliness and trauma with the aid of a counsellor. Along with rekindling these old friendships, Kai contacts the Rampion Crew more often and goes on 'diplomatic trips' to the countries they're in to catch up. He and Cinder talk through comms as much as possible and become incredibly close. Anyone that works in New Beijing Palace or Artemisia Palace can attest to the fact that 90% of the time you see the emperor or the queen they'll be gabbing away to each other.

So only two years later when they reunite for Scarlet and Wolf's wedding, they are so sure of each other--already each other's family--that proposing isn't too soon at all. He's never lonely when he's with Cinder.

tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.

#the funeral has only one casket. it's what they would have wanted

Before Thorne gets the bioelectricity lock installed, Cinder sometimes glamours her voice into his and says ridiculous things to mess with him. At first it totally creeps him out but he starts to find it hilarious. Then he progresses to asking her: "how would I look in a mullet?" and she'll glamour herself to look like him in all kinds of stupid styles. Then he gets the device and can no longer see the glamour anyway, but he still begs her to go meet his parents glamoured as him so he doesn't have to. She says no.

Unusual Asks