for as long as time allows

i gotta find a good alternative to making im gonna kill myself jokes. unfortunately im finding very little that packs as much emotional punch that also doesnt sound super annoying

responses are ranging from too nonviolent to posts that will get me on federal watch lists

i dont think you guys understand the assignment

this is the shit im looking for thank you yes i am Going to shit myself

close contenders. “im gonna do it for real” is short and snappy but unfortunately i think It in this context wpuld sound like killing myself.

“end up on the news” is good but too long ive found. just doesnt pack a punch.

“i hope the earth explodes” also good however this is my brand of delusion for thinking id say this and then itd happen so this one is good for anyone else looking for an alt

“im going to end up on a list” has too many variables. too many bad lists out there to be on. but “its so over. its finished” is actually really good thats also going into the vocab.

“end up on the news”

is good but too long ive found.

just doesnt pack a punch.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

is anybody gonna match my freak (valuing platonic relationships)

To this day one of the heaviest, most load bearing tweets of all time

"after everything i've done to revoke magic, why give it back to me?"

a heart-to-heart with caldarus (with a bonus celine stopping by). mithril has a complicated relationship with magic and he wants to sort it out, just not all at once... a doodle below the cut!

A reminder that Gene Roddenberry's intent of Star Trek was that it was always meant to be a commentary of modern society.

im sorry this fucking. sentance structure is so funny. throwing slices of cheese at it, etc.

ok actually very important wear a mask or cover your face to throw cheese

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village.

The best cosplay I ever saw at a convention was two kids in a dual stroller, who as their parents pushed them past me were whaling on each other, just, calmly but continually fighting like they didn’t know how not to fight, and as they drew closer I realized these tiny violent toddlers were dressed as Cyclops and Wolverine. 

I think about those parents a lot. 

I posted this eight years ago and since then I’ve seen the twins several times, but at this point they’re old enough they don’t automatically start fighting when they see each other, so I can’t pick them out of the crowd anymore. But I do think fondly of their parents. :D

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

babe are you okay you reblogged Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996 again

Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be

i love the feeling of getting “clearer” as you get older, like with each year there’s less room for messing around or pretending or playing a game with something you know deep in your heart is not right for you. it’s like your brain just gets better and better at cutting you off as you consider something and tells you “no that is not for me” before you can jump in. and it’s not as if things get more serious, but the opposite. you have freedom in giving yourself more and more permission to purposefully live life and go after whatever you want and to love freely knowing that things are secure in your heart and mind.. at least when i am struggling i know that the “clearing” is really what’s happening

Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

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