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A Series of Unfortunate Texts

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~This blog contains disturbing and/or sexual content! It's a TFLN blog, and therefore not safe for minors!~ It is my sad duty to inform you that if cellular devices had been commonly used during the trials and tribulations of the Baudelaire orphans, they would - surprisingly enough - only rarely have made life more pleasant for the children, and as such few of us would bother to take the time to imagine what it might have been like. But we all have a duty to fulfil in life, and mine is to run a blog that will humbly attempt to show us such a world anyway, no matter how disgusting, cruel, and riddled with crime, perversion, sex, drugs, alcohol, and general villainy it is. At the risk of sounding cliché, you should look away if these things are disturbing to you. Run by a Known Expert on Lemony-Related Sexuality, the Starter of the Nipple Schism and the Twink/Twunk Schism, and the Server of the Hottest Tea in Fandom (or so I've has been told once.) Name's Cec, she/her, and I'm too old for this shit, really
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ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP

Okay, here we go. Baby’s first pinned post.

First of all, shout out to @lyeekha, and especially @larry-your-gayter for being constructive in their criticism instead of just spamming me with anon hate. You guys are the real heroes.

So here’s how it’s going to go. From now on, things that are extremely gross will be tagged ‘look away’, a fandom specific tag chosen to avoid Tumblr coming after me for tagging things n*s*f*w*. 

I will also update my info to include a clearer warning about what this blog is about right at the beginning.

However, I will not be tagging every single thing, fic or edit, that is sexual in nature. While I acknowledge the argument that it’s not just about minors, who shouldn’t be here, but that some people are sex repulsed, 80% of this blog’s content is sexual in nature, and if that content disturbs you, you shouldn’t be here either. 

This is a TFLN blog, and TFLN is very, very not safe for minors or the sex repulsed. Or decent human beings, really. I should think that went without saying, but I’m saying it once more. Please don’t follow this blog if sexual content freaks you out.

And that’s my decision. If you disagree with it, I believe you can find the unfollow button at the top of the page.

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