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Nah Bruh Nah

@asdeadasasquirrel / asdeadasasquirrel.tumblr.com

29. fan artist extraordinare and casual idiot. Nothing I make is too serious. I’m too self indulgent to be serious.
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I walk the line between niche shitposting fun and terrible cringe like a drunk squirrel with an inner ear problem.

I am not a serious person. Nothing I do is serious, to my aid and detriment. Just know that if you see cringe here

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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “the terror”💀 it’ll have you last seen by European whalers in Baffin Bay awaiting good conditions to enter the Arctic labyrinth 💯☝️

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

five minutes later: bro I swear I saw lieutenant gore’s bear eating some of our men

captain fitzjames: are we brothers, francis?

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Love him... love mr. cool...

So deer have this instinct to stand tall and walk like a king when they notice something (a predator) watching them so they look like strong opponents since predators usually target the weakest members of the herd. The baby is doing the Don't Eat Me Walk.

Predators: “How could I possibly eat someone THAT cool??”

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