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I walk into the bedroom and I see Kattie being the little spoon. There is no room for me.

THAT IS THE ROUNDEST CAT I HAVE EVER SEEN

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

Yesterday I went to dinner to catch up with my buddy from the math department, and he told me this story about how he ran the city marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes. That’s an amazing time. He was 19th out of thousands. 

He was doing pretty well for the first half, but then his ankle started to hurt. He slowed down for a bit, but then this girl he passed before passed him, and he started overthinking whether or not it was awkward to pass the same person multiple times, and, like, what if they small-talked about it? He decided it was better to pass her and stay ahead, so he picked up the pace. A few miles later, he fell in with two dude-bros who started talking to him. Not pleased to find himself in the company of dude-bros, he pulled ahead once again. This continued for a while; every time he got closed to a group of other marathoners, his social anxiety kicked in and he ran faster because he felt nervous being near people. 

TL;DR A mathematician ran an record marathon to avoid making small-talk with randos. He introverted his way into qualifying for the Boston marathon. 

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when someone asks if they can draw or write you a thing

Yorkshire Dales, England by sophiaspurgin

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Zhan Zheng Xi: Can you be serious for five minutes? Please?

Jian Yi: My record is four, but I think I can pull it off.

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

aliens: [slide nasa $40]

nasa: lmao what aliens

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Watch: “Liberal Redneck” suggests some other countries where these bigots can go live.

“You’re a white person in America, so I could see why you’d think this, but tellin’ other people how to live is actually NOT a right you have.”

DING DING DING

It’s really refreshing to see this, coming from someone who lives in the South.

People act like there are no liberals in the south and no conservatives in the north

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