Vamps

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

And so I shall.

English added by me :)

everyone who translates chinese snark for me to enjoy should get a medal for their invaluable service

I think this video is what my grandparents think ocd is

jesus no

“How’s life?”

Me:

The mammalian desire to stand at the edge of the ocean.

@toast-ranger-to-a-stranger my favourite fanfic writer, this is exactly how I feel about you

people get specific as they age

:O

Having entered my 40s this still rings true. You get a far better grasp of yourself and will be less tolerating of bs because you simply don't have the time to waste on trifles.

True goblin mode starts here.

Not only would this work on me this is the best thing you could ever do

Please info-dump with me that shit is so attractive 😮‍💨

If they can't take an interest in your interests, they aren't worth it.

voting block 1 (options 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12): 60.9%, highest option "yes"

voting block 2 (options 2, 10): 39.1%, highest option "no"

looks like "yes" wins!

I think this better explained gerrymandering better to me than any explanation I've heard

wake up babe new educational meme dropped

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

@stealingyourbones you're thx and void for me <333 (and a sprinkle of orange)

@anonymous-existences and you're orange, witch and skrunkly to me :) <3333

The oldest living dog is currently 24 years old, if you’re younger than 24, there are dogs that are older than you. The oldest living cat is currently 28 years old, if you’re younger than 28, there are cats that are older than you. The oldest living horse is 51 (possibly), if you’re younger than 51, there are horses that are older than you.

The point of this post? I don’t know. I find it comforting. If you’ve only lived a dog or cat or goldfish or horse lifespan then don’t compare yourself to the achievements of others who have lived a human lifespan.

The oldest living sea sponge is 10,000 years old. If you're younger than 10,000, there are sea sponges that are older than you.

Sold out show at the mushroom-only Pepsi concert event

decaying all by yourself sweetheart?

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

@tearyeyedcat this was beautifully written, thank you for adding it!

Another excuse for me to post Head Writer of ATLA Aaron Ehasz’s great characters board:

CHARACTERS SHOULD BE: FALSE GODS

Lemon.

Where did my lemon go

My suspiciously pink lemonade:

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon