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artistically amber

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HOW NOT TO POTION

So I noticed something about how potions are drank in Inquisition. Like… Layna, that’s probably not the best way to drink that…

See, look at Dorian, this is flawless. Notice how he hasn’t broken his spine to get a drink? That’s important. Take notes.

This just looks… Ow…

and then there’s Iron Fucking Bull. BULL THOSE ARE YOUR TITTIES. 

This isn’t Flashdance. You’re fighting a Reaver. FOCUS.

If Iron Bull wishes to bathe his magnificent chest in healing potions, who are we to judge?

LET IRON BULL LIVE

Heheheh!

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ladynorbert

Okay, but have you ever watched *Cullen* drink a healing potion? Because he will occasionally do that - he did it on the trip to the Temple of Dumat in my latest playthrough - and I wish I’d been able to take a screenshot because it was so ridiculously elegant. Like “actual Disney prince” levels of smoothness. Sadly, I had no idea it was coming and was unprepared.

These are all friggin’ amazing, but I’m gonna hug whoever will provide a screenshot of Cullen!

Ask, and ye shall receive @stregatadallostregatto and @ladynorbert and @fereldenpeach 

Fucking MAGESTIC.

I’m also getting a rockstar vibe here.

Cassandra can’t even handle it.

“BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICCAAAA”

@motherofgriffins, YOU WON THE HUG!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, rockstar vibes everywhere here!!!! Is he ready to sing a remix of “The Dawn Will Come”?

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cute-ellyna

Sorry, I just had to participate to this ;)

@cute-ellyna I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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