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artistically amber

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HOW NOT TO POTION

So I noticed something about how potions are drank in Inquisition. Like… Layna, that’s probably not the best way to drink that…

See, look at Dorian, this is flawless. Notice how he hasn’t broken his spine to get a drink? That’s important. Take notes.

This just looks… Ow…

and then there’s Iron Fucking Bull. BULL THOSE ARE YOUR TITTIES. 

This isn’t Flashdance. You’re fighting a Reaver. FOCUS.

If Iron Bull wishes to bathe his magnificent chest in healing potions, who are we to judge?

LET IRON BULL LIVE

Heheheh!

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ladynorbert

Okay, but have you ever watched *Cullen* drink a healing potion? Because he will occasionally do that - he did it on the trip to the Temple of Dumat in my latest playthrough - and I wish I’d been able to take a screenshot because it was so ridiculously elegant. Like “actual Disney prince” levels of smoothness. Sadly, I had no idea it was coming and was unprepared.

These are all friggin’ amazing, but I’m gonna hug whoever will provide a screenshot of Cullen!

Ask, and ye shall receive @stregatadallostregatto and @ladynorbert and @fereldenpeach 

Fucking MAGESTIC.

I’m also getting a rockstar vibe here.

Cassandra can’t even handle it.

“BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICCAAAA”

@motherofgriffins, YOU WON THE HUG!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, rockstar vibes everywhere here!!!! Is he ready to sing a remix of “The Dawn Will Come”?

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cute-ellyna

Sorry, I just had to participate to this ;)

@cute-ellyna I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fontofnothing shared this unused game file of Cullen telling the Inquisitor this:

“Honestly, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, but we’d only just met.”

Apparently there’s chunk of dialogue that was supposed to be part of “hang time” with Cullen, sort of like Sera’s roof time, and it was cut. There’s a bunch of other chit chat lines but this one - I mean COME ON BIOWARE, COULD YOU NOT HAVE SHOEHORNED THIS IN ANYWAY???

I don’t know if I’m late to the party on this, but I’ve never heard it.

Mayhaps they replaced the “hang out” scene with the chess board scene? (Purely speculation of course)

Reblogging for use of the word “mayhaps”. Good theory! I have the other lines if anyone wants them.

more lines please :3

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eternalshiva

ah! the link doesn’t work anymore :( not for me anyways. 

For the people on PC there is also a mod restoring that dialogue to the game (not sure if it has all the lines), also by @fontofnothing!

❤!

In case anyone was wondering, my mod does contain all of the lines that are in the zip file. Some of the lines do require certain plot flags to be set, however.

Also:

Never expected that file to be downloaded so many times. Wow.

The link won’t work; is there a dialogue we can read somewhere?!

Hmm, all but one of the links in this thread works for me (RIP Bioware forums), but hope this helps!

Taking a Break with Cullen.zip - mp3s I uploaded of the cut audio files.

Restored Cullen Dialogue - My mod that restores the cut dialogue to the game. Check either the README tab on the mod page or the readme file in the download itself for a transcript of the dialogue. The transcript I had originally posted on the Bioware forums is available on Fextralife.

I also uploaded a video of the mod in action over here. “Honestly, I couldn’t keep my eyes off you” is at the end. :)

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Writing prompt: “You’re so demanding.” Cullen x Lissa

Cullen paced up and down the empty, dark alley, boots scuffing along the packed dirt path. The dim torchlight set his blonde curls ablaze, and the shadows flickering across his face played in the crevices of his forehead.

“And you’re certain no one will recognize you?” he asked, one hand on his chin.

Lissa shook her head and gestured at herself. “Would you?”

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Where We Shall Need No Glass Masterpost

by @asthedaydiesfanfic​ and myself

Tags: Romance, slowburn, Cullen x Inquisitor, Solas x Inquisitor, Two Inquisitors, non-canon relationship, dialogue heavy, canon-divergent

Rating: Mature/Explicit

“They are all gone into the world of light! And I alone sit lingering here; Their very memory is fair and bright, And my sad thoughts doth clear. … I see them walking in an air of glory, Whose light doth trample on my days;         My days, which are at best but dull and hoary, Mere glimmerings and decays. … Either disperse these mists, which blot and fill My perspective still, as they pass; Or else remove me hence unto that hill Where I shall need no glass.”

— Beyond the Veil by Henry Vaughan

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