what do you think of bellamy, physically throughtout the seasons ?

are you………….asking me for my bellamy blake thirst level

because IF SO 

ark bellamy. clean cut. american accent every-fucking-where, from jersey to wisconson to california. slicked back hair a la kenickie from grease. eyebrows plucked unnecessarily to hell. looks like he just finished a photoshoot modeling for a Dick’s Sporting Goods catalogue: tennis racket section. 9/10 would drag him to weddings as my +1 to show everyone i am in the good graces of An Incredibly Attractive Man

s1 bellamy. the kind of guy you date in college to make your parents mad, but then he schmoozes them over and eventually fucks your mom. he raws you while looking in a mirror a la american psycho, sans homicidal tendencies, as far as you can tell anyway. you ask him to spit on your face and he does without hesitation. he looks at you like you’re stupid sometimes and you like it, because at least he’s looking at you. quotes the communist manifesto in casual conversation. eyebrows still too fucking plucked. 7/10 would let him mansplain anarchy to me at an Outback Steakhouse

s2 bellamy, post erotic delousing. this bellamy delivers your mail every day. you sit on your porch waiting for him and he winks at you when he hands it over. his shorts are an inch too short and his socks are too high. when you finally invite him in to fuck, you tell him to keep the uniform on. puppy dog eyes turned up to 11. likes being told what to do and preens under praise. unnecessary facial bruising. lil curls sticking out from under cap. eyebrows a marked improvement. makeup artists finally seeing the value of Freckles. lip scar not visible enough. all smiles this season have CEASED. top button covering Important Clavicle Development. 9/10 would erotically delouse

s3 bellamy. deep in the clutches of jroth’s worst torture. face healing p much the entire season from octavia’s They Live-esque punching scene; soul healing from attempted character assassination re: being on pike’s side for no reason other than to punish ricky whittle for having Opinions. KNIGHT BY HIS QUEEN’S SIDE. loses points for being too similar to s2′s look in comparison to clarke’s very necessary and logical transition into constant bdsm gear. 6/10 would buy him a lifetime supply of neosporin 

s4 bellamy. no visible open wounds or bruising. constant eyes emoji at wife. helmet hair. curls a la 2005 emo boi cuts. probably listens to incubus and wears those fucking bowling shoes every boy wore in the early 00s. hazmat suit not conducive to his Immaculate Form. no clavicles. no smiling. Freckles, Lip Scar apparent. wins extra points for Very Good Acting. 8/10 would let him carry me in his arms out of a burning building which i lit for exactly that reason

s5 bellamy. a god among men. puts the extra C in thicc and the D in me. excellent eyebrows. spent most of the season clean of dirt and blood. beard good, but 1) covering up chin dimple, and 2) could be………..fuller. Fluffier. embodiment of both dad and daddy. freckles amped 2 the max. henleys all season for maximum claviclage. Secure In His Masculinity. probably tips 20%. always asks for explicit verbal consent in the sexiest way. understands the value of fingerblasting. makes sure you come first. sophisticated. wise. reads your fanfiction without judgment. the best bellamy. the bellamy we deserve. loses 1 (one) point for bad taste in women but 13/10 would stay up until 4am talking about our feelings over wine and nibbling at 72% dark chocolate from Trader Joe’s