arthur-lesturs-right-foot reblogged
Hiiiii, I’m just here to ask if you’ve seen my gay-ass partner. He visited a couple days ago and I heard him complementing your carpets.
Why yes we have! He did leave quite abruptly, seemed very confused, but he did compliment how soft the carpet was! We’ve never been a restaurant with carpet before, but there’s a first time for everything! He should be arriving back with you any minute now. :)
Thaaaanks, @arthur-lesturs-right-foot I’m coming for you
Jesus fuck, I get stabbed in the gut and now nothing makes sense
…..I’m gonna go lie down on a maggot bed or something. I’m too tired for this…
#limb posting#malevolent#malevolent podcast#foot lore#foot post#the carpet was okay#honestly could’ve been designed better#restaurant with carpet?#please#that fad will certainly go out of date when people realize maintaining it would be a battle#too many people eating food like children and spilling their fruity drinks#not that I know what that is like at all