Arthur Lester’s Right Foot

This is very stupid and absolutely a waste of my time, but Larson is too useless to count on so I don't have much choice, I guess.

Kayne said if I let you humans suggest songs for me to listen to and I make an effort to 'honestly rate them', as he put it, then he might let me out of the Dark World early.

It sucks here but apparently the wifi is great, whatever that means.

So feel free to use the weirdly labeled button to tell me what you think I should listen to. I'd change some of the names on here but Kayne refuses to tell me how because 'this is funnier'.

Fucking asshole.

I’ve got three songs for you:

“Only Girl in a Material World” from Moulin Rogue, the musical

“Farewell Wanderlust” by The Amazing Devil

And

“Good Lookin’” by Dixon Dallas

Detailed analysis Yellow. Detailed.

Why are there so many of that British fuck's body parts here? I want him ripped limb from limb but this isn't what I meant at all.

Hiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaa

You can’t kill us all bitch

Throwing a party at my place tonight! 🥳🎉

Make sure you only bring things beneficial to the gut flora!

Will make exceptions for beer pong related items

so plastic is not off the table 👁️👁️

I’ll bring the food skewers!

@arthur-lesturs-right-foot can you bring the cinnamon buns pookie?

I’ll bring varieties! For both eldritch and mortal consumptions!

How many of Arthur’s limbs are there???????????

Please tell me!!!

Current limb count: to many

Anough to fill a room but not enough to make a whole human.

I think we’re still missing a heart and brain

Just a bunch of random body parts in a room.

actually we have an apartment building

Oh?

you should move in with us we could be neighbours :3

MOVE INTO THE ARTHUR-PARTMENT RIGHT NOW *THREATENINGLY*

Oh?

RIGHT FUCKING NOW (Definitely non-threatening)

@arthur-lesters-eyebrows press to start growing out of your wall instead? We can be room mates= D

I wouldnt mind getting a roomate! sure, why not!

How do you guys decorate your rooms?

Me and my love ( @arthur-lesturs-right-foot ) have decided that our apartment Shifts at our needs. Though, right now my side of the apartments is a bit of a cross between a mad scientist’s workshop and an endless eldritch dimension. I’m not too sure about my pookie’s side

Oh of course my bb gurl doesn’t know. Too busy with his work as per usual. Mine is in a constantly shifting state to suit both my emotional and mental state, but rn it’s a music and art studio with a dreamscape aesthetic. There’s a small kitchen with large windows that let in the only natural light where I bake and cook stews and stuffs. I still don’t know where the occasional screaming is coming from but I am assuming it has something to do with the Thing That Is Not A Cat or the other three house cats keeping me company.

Arthur Lester please stop whimpering

@arthur-lesters-whimpering sorry man they told you to stop it

no

Your suggestion has been rejected by The Council of Limbs/Objects, if you’d like to file another complaint please try again. We will not even look at it :)

-Behalf of the Limbs/Objects

Or just find some joy in life. At least that’s our opinion

I love how a lot of us keep forgetting that John has one of Arthur’s feet and it’s only brought up like in 1-2 episodes. We don’t even know which one it is.

We could have gotten a moment where John experiences his first stubbed toe but noooo!!!

Justice for John’s foot!!! Justice for me (maybe)!!!!!!

See, @arthur-lesturs-right-foot at least someone acknowledges my existence

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! @arthur-lesturs-right-foot get your pookie

I always acknowledge your existence! Stop breaking into people’s houses @johns-right-foot ! We’ve talked about this!!!

You’re too late, I’ve already gotten into the walls

Ugh….at least scare away the Faceless Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, will you? Leftie has been complaining about her for a week now

I love how a lot of us keep forgetting that John has one of Arthur’s feet and it’s only brought up like in 1-2 episodes. We don’t even know which one it is.

We could have gotten a moment where John experiences his first stubbed toe but noooo!!!

Justice for John’s foot!!! Justice for me (maybe)!!!!!!

See, @arthur-lesturs-right-foot at least someone acknowledges my existence

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! @arthur-lesturs-right-foot get your pookie

I always acknowledge your existence! Stop breaking into people’s houses @johns-right-foot ! We’ve talked about this!!!

guys let's get violent.

Alright, lemme get my spiky boot on

I want every "arthur-lesters-" account on this post right NEOW🙏🙏

Edit: literally any of the malevolent [characters-_] will do, I need them ALL

Sup bitches

i'm a huge fan of all the malevolent blogs that have decided to dissect arthur and claim parts of him. think it's possible to get a full body on this post?

The problem is that we have more body parts than a normal, regular human being

We are the eldritch horror here

don't tell Arthur, but I now have eyes.

????

??

Huh???

Do they make spectacles of that caliber?

day 61 in the Dreamlands

i got apparently married to @arthur-lesters-slutty-waist and @arthur-lesters-coccyx is officiating it post wedding, @johns-right-foot is dragging it out AFTER stealing my Dreamlands weed too! Unbelievable. I got a job at Yellow King with @arthur-lesters-trachea to spite J.R. Foot for stealing my weed, i wonder how @arthur-lesters-ribcage and @arthur-lesters-tummy are doing rn?

yeah we eloped. fun times. @johns-right-foot is trying to say it’s not official but it is. anyway what have the rest of you been up to? @arthur-lesters-tummy @arthur-lesters-ribcage

I never said it wasn’t.I just wanted to make sure it was official so we could go on a double date with @arthur-lesturs-right-foot

We are not double dating at Yellow King or McDarkworlds. My manager will fucking flip and we don’t need that mess.

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How about Scratch’s Whorehouse?

I think Arthur should be thrown down a flight of stairs. That’s it.

PLEASE HES BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

no I think he needs way more pain, I don’t care LET HIM STUB HIS TOE FOR ALL ETERNITY!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you see a poorly disfigured individual, I see a human punching bag I can poke under a microscope

Hes so sad. Have you seen him? Look into his big pathetic glowing yellow eyes and not say he needs to be held gently like a strange traumatized baby bird. Hes a wet cardboard bag. He is the kicked puppy and the wet cat.

Imma be real now the more I look into his eyes the more I wanna smother him in a pillow…

What has he done to deserve this. The amount of pain he has been through. He's just a silly little guy. He has done no wrong. He has simply existed

yeah but sometimes characters exist to just get sucker punched in the throat 😻😻😻

NO HE DOESNT HE DESERVES WARM SOUP A BLANKET AND SOME WATER

*worm soup, preferably maggots

NO. A NICE. WARM. POTATO SOUP. WITH CHEESE AND BACON. AND A WARM HANDMADE BLANKET MADE WITH LOVE AND NOT HUMAN FLESH.

I hope the soup spills on him and that moths get to the blanket then <3333

THEY WILL NOT BECAUSE IT IS SUCH A COMFY BLANKET AND THEY WOULD FEEL BAD AND I GAVE THE SOUP A LID JOKES ON YOU

if the maggots didn’t care about invading Arthur’s stomach, what makes you think that moths wouldn’t eat his blanket? Also do you think he’s even strong enough to open a lid? I hope the soup is cold.. very very cold also the blanket probably has a hole somewhere 🤷‍♀️

MOTHS ARE NICE CREATURES AND BETTER THAN MAGGOTS. IF HES STRONG ENOUGH TO DIE AND COME BACK I THINK HE CAN VERY MUCH SO OPEN THAT LID BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN HIM. THE SOUP IS SO VERY WARM AND TASTY AND GREAT AND THE BLANKET IS WELL MADE AND MADE WITH LOVE QND CARE AS TOO BRING GREAT COMFORT

you know what else is beautiful? Him covered in his blood, shaking and quivering about to keel over 😻😻

I have been summoned.

Maggot soup, no, there can only be one, but worm soup, now we're talking. Would be nice to have some buddies.

Sorry man worm soup was canceled potato soup is in

I think we have fallen through enough stairs guys.

Please.

I have splinters

Thaaaanks, @arthur-lesturs-right-foot I’m coming for you

Jesus fuck, I get stabbed in the gut and now nothing makes sense

…..I’m gonna go lie down on a maggot bed or something. I’m too tired for this…

We are the Nose Collective

@arthur-lesters-nose (here)

@kaynes-nose

@yellows-nose

@john-doe-nose

@noels-nose

@king-in-yellows-nose

@parker-yangs-nose

@faroes-nose

@the-butchers-nose

(More shall be added as the appear)

@parker-yangs-nose you are my favorite of the noses <3/p

SSSSSNIIF

(Thank you, gut!)

But unfortunately @arthur-lesters-partner and @parkers-closeted-corpse are gonna have to fight over which one gets a nose 😞

oh hey @parker-yangs-nose wanna team up with us and hunt down arthur? not sure which parker's nose you are but happy to claim ya if corpse doesn't. @parkers-closeted-corpse, did you lose a nose?

Oh fuck