Projecting my period cramps onto Kayne and making him deal with them for me
If i raised HP Lovecraft from the dead the first thing i would do would be punch him in the face. The second thing i would do would be make him play sucker for love.
Finally, i would show him the potato-lord jarthur butt sex image. And just like Shub Niggurath he will explode into a million tiny pieces, into less than dust and be erased from existence
arthur-lesters-spinal-cord reblogged
Turns out what was really in Oscars letter was just the Jurgen Leitner rant named swapped to be Scratch
MR SCRATCH?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR SCRATCH GOD DAMN FOOL NIGHTMARE EATING DUST HATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MR SCRATCH. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MR SCRATCH I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH ARTHURS FUCKED UP BOOK WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE HYPNOS IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME.
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Mr Scratch is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with Mr Scratch speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he spreads nightmares but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a book make him trapped in Maries attic cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.
paypal. Com/IFuckingHateMrScratch
episode's not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his non fractured form and I lost it. where the fuck is Mr Scratch if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt.
crusty old man. ill punch Scratch and his sad frail non corporeal violet old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and hammer and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when Scratch died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who created so many fucked up if true nightmarish suffering.
Hc that Charlie Dowd was born out of wedlock because all cops are bastards
Turns out what was really in Oscars letter was just the Jurgen Leitner rant named swapped to be Scratch
arthur-lesters-spinal-cord reblogged
Oh good lord, we are in danger
Arthur will be like a bad facsimile of an octopus if we’re gone. Dont turn the man into a puddle
I doubt any amount of botched cave surgery would save him
@arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine be on high alert
arthur-lesters-spinal-cord reblogged
Malevolent au where everything is the same but instead of being completely barefoot Kayne walks around in these bad boys
Had to draw it