Sorry guyz I had to

We all ignore Larson's biggest crime

Naming his own daughter, his own blood, fucking Addison Larson

Her name and surname rhymes and I can't find words to express how stupid (but also a bit lovely) this is, that kid would be a victim of bullying had she survived until middle school

Headcanon that her middle name is Maddison cause I do think Larson is cruel like that

... Addison and Larson don't rhyme?

Like, I don't wanna sound rude on a fun post but this is just factually inaccurate.

Yeah, imo they don't rhyme. They do sound nice together though

sorry, what is your definition of a rhyme?

Words that sound similar? They're words that use the same sound(s) with similar spelling

ex: cat, bat, hat. or jump, bump, lump.

Addison does not share the same sounds as Larson aside for the 'son' part of the word. Therefore, they don't rhyme.

The examples you listed rhyme cause of the "at" and "ump" sounds at the end of the word

It's the final sound in the final syllable that decides whether a word rhymes with another or not (e.g. fright and delight share the "ight" sound at the end of their final/only syllable)

And causes the "son" part is at the end of both words, Addison and Larson rhyme

i'm a huge fan of all the malevolent blogs that have decided to dissect arthur and claim parts of him. think it's possible to get a full body on this post?

I want every "arthur-lesters-" account on this post right NEOW🙏🙏

https://www.tumblr.com/arthur-lesters-eyes/753313818820624384/its-everyones-favorite-time-list-update?source=share

this might be helpful :D

also tagging some here (I hope you don't mind the tags)

@arthur-lesters-topsurgeryscars @arthur-lesters-slutty-waist @arthur-lesters-whimpering

Hi! Hello!I'm here!

Yells quietly

Haiiiii!!!!

I've seen loads of those note-goal things, and I'm bored out of my mind so I'm doing one

50 notes: I'll buy a trans flag

75 notes: I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep

100 notes: I'll try to be more physically active

350 notes: I'll mentally prepare myself for school

500 notes: I'll come out to my closest friends as non-binary + trans

750 notes: I'll be more social rather then sitting by myself all-day

1000 notes: I'll stop procrastinating and work on my writing

2500 notes: I'll come out to my less close friends as non-binary + trans

5000 notes: I'll tell my mum I need to go to therapy

7500 notes: I'll come out as non-binary to my teachers

10,000: I'll dye my hair

15,000: I'll come out at school (I'm actually scared and I need motivation)

I regret this already

Alright you know what time it is

@arthur-lesters-topsurgeryscars @arthur-lesters-deathwish @arthur-lesters-scarred-throat @arthur-lesters-intestines @arthur-lesters-prefrontal-cortex @arthur-lesters-amygdala @arthur-lesters-maggot @arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine @arthur-lesters-bones @arthur-lesters-balls @arthur-lesters-blood @arthur-lesters-balance @arthur-lesters-coccyx @arthur-lesters-criminal-mind @arthur-lesters-canine-teeth @arthur-lesters-carpal-tunnel @arthur-lesters-clitoris @arthur-lesters-deathwish @arthur-lesters-dead-daughter @arthur-lesters-dick @arthur-lesters-emotional-baggage @arthur-lesters-eyebrows @arthur-lesters-entire-body @arthur-lesters-eyes @arthur-lesters-eyeballs @arthur-lesters-facial-hair @arthur-lesters-femur @arthur-lesters-frontal-lobe @arthur-lesters-gut @arthur-lesters-gallbladder @arthur-lesters-hippocampus @arthur-lesters-inguinal-masses @arthur-lesters-irises @arthur-lesters-jaw @arthur-lesters-joints @arthur-lesters-knees @arthur-lesters-left-nostril @arthur-lesters-left-foot @arthur-lesters-left-arm @arthur-lesters-left-shoulder @arthur-lesters-mouth @arthur-lesters-mustache @arthur-lesters-nose @arthur-lesters-nipples @arthur-lesters-new-pinkie @arthur-lesters-ovarian-cyst @arthur-lesters-occipital-lobes @arthur-lesters-partner @arthur-lesters-piano @arthur-lesters-paternal-instinct

i did it i couldn't find some i know i'm missing some but these are the ones i could find

updated figured out how to get some of the ones that eluded me but some have eluded that method i will find you

Wowoah I'm on there hello Waves!!!

here's all of the malevolent body parts/ objects as of august

This is a crucial question.

you know you’ve made it big when the malevolent limb accounts reblog your late night ramblings🚬🚬

So there are at least 80 of us body parts by now, right? What do we want to do with this? We have so many opportunities to confuse and concern other fandoms.

Give me your best chaos inducing ideas in the replies, and perhaps we could arrange something.

okay plan:

1. We go into TMA statement accounts. 2. We make statements of random body parts and objects “possessed”

3. We reblog like crazy and start propaganda

I think TMA is an easy way in, but what about the others? We go into their ask box and go, “Hello my name is elder [insert body part/obeject] do you have time to talk about a(nother) malnourished wet paper bag?”

This is how sex works, I think.

So there are at least 80 of us body parts by now, right? What do we want to do with this? We have so many opportunities to confuse and concern other fandoms.

Give me your best chaos inducing ideas in the replies, and perhaps we could arrange something.

okay plan:

1. We go into TMA statement accounts. 2. We make statements of random body parts and objects “possessed”

3. We reblog like crazy and start propaganda

I think TMA is an easy way in, but what about the others? We go into their ask box and go, “Hello my name is elder [insert body part/obeject] do you have time to talk about a(nother) malnourished wet paper bag?”

Do we need to get the community priest on this? Could be more effective

y'all i still haven't finished wtnv but i think people would absolutely love cecil body parts

if you're trying to spread to other fandoms y'all should go for wtnv

as someone who has finished wtnv

agreed. absolutely agreed.

also. i may only be saying this because i am so so Normal about it rn but. the penumbra podcast.

HELP I TOLD MY FRIEND ABOUT ARTHUR LESTERS BODY PARTS AND SHE JUST TEXTED ME “I… okay.” IM GOING TO HELL

good... we strike fear into the hearts of all... it's working.

Success! 💥💥🗣️🗣️🗣️

Listen not to contaminate my Malevolent blog with other podcasts but who the FUCK was gonna tell me The Magnus Archives ended like that ??!??????

…oh no. I’M ONLY ON 114, YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT

SSNNIIFF

(Oh you have no idea what's coming for you)

*Laughs in knowing*

*watches... ceaslessly*

*,,Beholds*