Finally painted human John ain’t he gorgeous 💖

Can’t decide if I like it more with or without the glow but either way he lovely.

We all ignore Larson's biggest crime

Naming his own daughter, his own blood, fucking Addison Larson

Her name and surname rhymes and I can't find words to express how stupid (but also a bit lovely) this is, that kid would be a victim of bullying had she survived until middle school

Headcanon that her middle name is Maddison cause I do think Larson is cruel like that

... Addison and Larson don't rhyme?

Like, I don't wanna sound rude on a fun post but this is just factually inaccurate.

Yeah, imo they don't rhyme. They do sound nice together though

sorry, what is your definition of a rhyme?

Words that sound similar? They're words that use the same sound(s) with similar spelling

ex: cat, bat, hat. or jump, bump, lump.

Addison does not share the same sounds as Larson aside for the 'son' part of the word. Therefore, they don't rhyme.

The examples you listed rhyme cause of the "at" and "ump" sounds at the end of the word

It's the final sound in the final syllable that decides whether a word rhymes with another or not (e.g. fright and delight share the "ight" sound at the end of their final/only syllable)

And causes the "son" part is at the end of both words, Addison and Larson rhyme

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

i need that

My url is pretty vanilla I doubt something will happen even

Woah thanks anon!!💞❤👀

I don’t even think that’ll happen to me in the next 9000 years

Hope it happens, but my url is just a nickname

Edit- I love the one I got :>

Go on.

Hit me.

Yessssss pleaseeeee

Let’s dance.

HECK I GOT ONE THIS IS UNREAL

OHMYGOD H O W

I hope

it actually happened holy shit

hm my url’s kind of odd i dunno abt this

Y’all-

🅱️lease

My name is perfect for this. Hit me with your best shot.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

This ought to be good

I dare you.

I want this.

I want it too

Please

I kinda want this but i think I’ll cry at the story I might get

Oh god

Y e s

Do it bitches

Everytime I reblog one of these things, nothing happens.

Y’all cowards best step your game this time because I need this in my life now

I would very much like one.

Yees

Please.

I t h a p p e n e d

And It’s amazing

Omg please

someone please make a story out of my URL

HIT ME

“Juniper’s dragon was smart kind fierce and very loyal. Her dragon wasn’t the fearsome kind like most dragons seen in fairy tales or folklore to warn people from going inside strange caves with gold in them as he is small and the size of a parrot. Her dragon Mardos was actually a fun and silly goofball. However when Juniper is in danger,Mardos isn’t a goofball no more as he turns into a hulking beast with flames hot enough to melt obsidian.” HERE

ooooo

“Nico the overlord was a fearsome and terrifying leader of demonic legions. Or so the local kingdom thinks. Nico actually DOESN’T do anything bad as his minions are often crueler than their master which is why they run off doing evil things in their name even when they want nothing to do with villainy. The overlord is quite nice and goofy in fact,as they only spend their time collecting coins or knitting sweaters within their dark underworld castle than committing any misdeeds. It’s infamous reputation was only given to him after everyone started to get word of horrible lackeys committing atrocities in their infernal leader’s name.” Boom.

¨IT ALL WAS CRAZY¨ - THE UNFOLDING STORY OF LOCAL CANADIAN CRYPTID 22

Trina Tricok (@TrinaTruely) is a massively popular online beauty influencer from Canada, who this past August took the internet by storm when she posted a casual ¨Get Ready With Me¨ style video on TikTok recounting her run-in with a new cryptid.

¨They seemed sweet.¨ recounts Trina in her now viral video. ¨Saw them wander at a distance at the edge of the woods with like, a phone? I could´ve sworn that old blogging site uhh tumblr? Yeah that one was open on the screen as well I think like…it all was crazy seeing that!!¨

Local Canadian Cryptid 22, also dubbed simply as ¨22¨, has gained popularity online due to rising curiosity following this video. Many are now feverishly searching on the now dead blogging site known as ´Tumblr´ for clues to the whereabouts of 22.

Click here to watch an interview with Ms. Tricok

(here u go I tried @localcanadiancryptid22)

Do your worst, I insist.

This would be hilarious to see what people come up with (eventually, maybe)

This is going to be so bad /pos

throat club!!!

i'm a huge fan of all the malevolent blogs that have decided to dissect arthur and claim parts of him. think it's possible to get a full body on this post?

Buoylife bc they're keeping each other afloat.

unlike faroe

I want every "arthur-lesters-" account on this post right NEOW🙏🙏

https://www.tumblr.com/arthur-lesters-eyes/753313818820624384/its-everyones-favorite-time-list-update?source=share

this might be helpful :D

also tagging some here (I hope you don't mind the tags)

@arthur-lesters-topsurgeryscars @arthur-lesters-slutty-waist @arthur-lesters-whimpering

Hi! Hello!I'm here!

Yells quietly

Haiiiii!!!!

Arthur’s Hard-Knock Life

Anyway go listen to Malevolent, it has lots more Arthur Pain Noises to offer

I watch this regularly

@lighthouseshepard

My favorite song of all time: Arthur getting beat up

this is my favorite thing ever i love it. i love listening to arthur get repeatedly beat up. i listen to malevolent when i have a bad day because no matter what arthur has a worse day

i was gonna say we need a bonus episode of arthur getting hurt non-stop but then i realized that's basically all malevolent episodes so... yeah lol

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

YOOOOO THIS IS COOL!!!!!

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

YOOOOO THIS IS COOL!!!!!

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

YOOOOO THIS IS COOL!!!!!

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

YOOOOO THIS IS COOL!!!!!

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

YOOOOO THIS IS COOL!!!!!

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

YOOOOO THIS IS COOL!!!!!

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

YOOOOO THIS IS COOL!!!!!

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

YOOOOO THIS IS COOL!!!!!

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

YOOOOO THIS IS COOL!!!!!