artemistakenidentity reblogged
I remember seeing a comedian (on TV) do a routine in the late 80s or early 90s where he was talking about going to buy shoes and being shown a pair that the salesperson said were the first shoes specifically designed for walking
and the routine revolved around mocking that idea, because what else would shoes be designed for ha ha!
and my pedantic teenage brain was like "protection. shoes were created to protect the feet. how can he not realize that."
and that may have been the beginning of my "if your joke can be deconstructed in one sentence maybe you need to be funnier" attitude
which I now know is probably
y'know
autism