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kinky lesbian, h/c junkie, fandom Old, mostly tw batfamily, mcu.  that ko-fi thing
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jackwolfes

thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

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do y'all wanna see the funniest comment i have seen on a rpf fic

my liege, it's time to kill the cop in your head, especially if you're currently at the devils sacrament......

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bettsfic

writing a fanfic, day 1: haha fun little porn fic lots of fluff no angst happy ending :)

writing a fanfic, day 30: so it turns out japan signed the 1929 geneva convention on the sick and the wounded but NOT the geneva convention on the treatment of prisoners of war and therefore the definition of "war crime" in this situation is

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c3rvida3

I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.

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ficrecs4days

What can I say, I love a hooker AU. Stucky with some great hurt/comfort. And snuggling! If you like hurt/comfort check out the rest of @arsenicjade’s works.

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arsenicjade

Guys. I also like a good h/c hookerfic. Thanks, beautiful human, for this rec. Anyone got a rec of one not by me? I would love a pairing/fandom I enjoy, but friends: my standards are somewhere around the molten core of the earth at all times. Go wild.

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lockea

10 Fanfiction Recs

In honor of IFD 2024 and @ao3org organizing the feedback fest, here are 10 fanfiction from my bookmarks (all complete, lots of oldies) spread across as many fandoms as I read.

Scylla and Charybdis by Mithrigil, puella_nerdii Fandom: The Hunger Games "Finnick decides that, come hell or high water, he is bringing his tribute home from the seventieth Hunger Games. That tribute is Annie Cresta. But Finnick never thought that he would have to choose between bringing her home and keeping her safe, and he wants both. How Annie Cresta crept up on Finnick Odair."

I heard Hunger Games was back in fashion, so have this fic from 2011 that's just so good.

Primary Colors by RobotSquid Fandom: Homestuck (no, I am not apologizing!) "As a young troll living in the desert with the Dolorosa, the Signless comes across an unconscious psionic wriggler. Over the next few nights, they come to understand and care for each other. Although seemingly destined to be apart, they make a promise to be together again. But the destructive ways of the highbloods are becoming more widespread, and as the Signless begins to dream, he dedicates himself to regaining the peaceful world Alternia once was. But troll society as it stands now holds no sympathy for a candy red mutant, a psionic slave, or the matespritship they have."

A canon-compliant (I think, I stopped reading Homestuck around this time) story about the Signless that's full of great world building and honestly I don't remember much but I have it on my bookmarks list for a reason, I'm sure.

A Long Road to Destiny by Miko Fandom: Final Fantasy VII (set in Final Fantasy X verse) "The summoner's journey is a long, hard path to walk. Having guardians you trust makes all the difference in the world."

The story follows Cloud, who is half Al-Behd, as he makes his pilgrimage to be a summoner. Early on, he's joined by Sephiroth, a former Summoner, and Zack, who wants to be Sepiroth's guardian, and the three begin quite the epic adventure to save Spira.

Immovable, unbreakable by Cards_Slash Fandom: Assassin's Creed "Altair has known since he was thirteen years old, the year he realized he was an omega, that his body was never going to be his own. He thought he had overcome his own fate when Al Mualim agreed to allow him to stay on as an Assassin but even becoming the youngest Master Assassin ever did not save him. Following the semi-failed mission at Solomon's Temple, Altair is gifted to Malik as a reward for his service. Malik doesn't want Altair but he does not turn down the chance to show him his place."

A retelling of the first game if Altair was an omega, lost his assassin status, was summarily married off to Malik, and had to work around all that to still solve the mystery and save the day. Altair is truly the biggest badass in this story, and the historical perspective on an Omegaverse is truly neat.

Teach Me How to Fight (I'll Show You How to Win) by Skalidra Fandom: Batman (DCU) "Dick is taken by the Court after his parents' death to be trained as a Talon. He becomes loyal, deadly, and the Court's primary Talon. At least until he meets a boy from the Court's secondary, darker kind of servant who gets assigned to be his partner, and makes him start to care about things other than serving the Court. Tim, a boy-genius member of the Court, could have told anyone who listened that pairing Talon with the other boy - Jason - was a poor decision, and the fact that the Grandmaster of the Court doesn't listen, at all, is something he's finding less and less tolerable."

I love this fic so much that it was my first attempt at fanfiction binding.

Oh, You Wondrous Creature by Ginia Fandom: Final Fantasy XV "Ignis Scientia had learned at a young age to perform his duties quietly and flawlessly. He learned not to draw undue attention to himself, as attention had often lead to pain and humiliation at the hands of those who considered themselves to be his betters.

He has no idea what to do when the attentions of one Gladiolus Amicitia are directed at him. He expects harshness and cruelty, but is met with something quite the opposite."

This is classic frenemies to lovers scenario. Ignis and Gladio start off disliking each other, but as Gladio uncovers more about the discrimination Ignis endures, he shapes up to be a friend, ally, and eventual lover for the steward.

Someone You Have To Let In by Arsenic Fandom: Batman (DCU) "Basically a horribly sideways BDSM-AU where Talia actually raises Jason from the dead to use him to get Damian to safety. If you're looking for super indulgent h/c, I got your back. If you're not, this is probably not the fic for you."

This was my introduction to the BDSM-AU, also called the Dom/sub AU, where people have biological imperatives towards either dominance or submission. The world building here is especially great, as there's parts that talk about how you raise kids in this kind of dynamic. Also I love me some Dick/Jason so there.

Holding Cell by red-catmander Fandom: Guild Wars 2 "Rytlock Brimstone is trapped in a human jail with a hairless mouse, a talking plant intent on infuriating him and a headache the size of the Black Citadel. Now he's stuck fighting in the arena, buying his freedom one slog at a time, and the only thing awaiting him when he gets out is scrapper duty.

He hates these people. He's sure of it. Especially Thackeray.

He really, really wants to hate these people."

Listen, this fic is hilarious. Like funnier than anything Snargle Goldclaw could write (if you know you know). It's Rytlock/Logan in like the crackiest way possible and while I unironically love this fic to pieces, it's main use in my life is to deal 1d6 of psychic damage to members of my GW2 guild.

Maan'alor - The Prime by papermachine Fandom: Star Wars (Prequel Trilogy Era) "Jango Vhett was Mand’alor only briefly to the Mandalorian Empire before he was captured by the Jetii and Republic forces on Galidraan.

Now an unwilling guest on Kamino, he is buir to Boba and he fears his protection can only stretch so far for the rest of the children made in his image. Jango doesn’t know if he can save all of the clones from the Kaminoans or the Republic, but he does know this: Verde sa akaan nau tracyn kad. Warriors are forged in the fires of war.

These children are made for war, and they have been fighting to stay alive since their creation.

He will do what he must to save them."

The series is ongoing, and this is technically the third installment in the series, but it's a great place to start reading. The series follows various characters in this AU where the Sith Empire, the Mandalorian Empire, and the Republic are all at war with each other. Meanwhile, an unwilling Jango is template to the clones, and he is NOT happy about is. But rebellions are built in secret, and Jango never was a very good spy.

hope has bloody knuckles by independent_variables Fandom: Star Wars (Clone Wars Era) "Davijaan discovers mountains, thinks about the war, and maybe falls in love."

I think some people are turned off from this fic because it's a relationship between Davijaan (Odd Ball) and an OC, but the main focus is on Davijaan and Cody's relationship with each other as clones, as having survived the Clone Wars with no Order 66. There's also some lovely word building around Pantora which is the real appeal of the fic, imo. And of course Loren herself is easy to like, with a strong personality and well developed character. You really want to root for her and Davi as the story goes on. Like, come on you two idiots! Figure it out! I do love this fic very much.

Oh my gosh picking only 10 fics was hard. Here's my bookmarks page if you want to see what else I'm reading.

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arsenicjade

I am having a sweet ass rec day, evidently. So, to start off, thanks, @cactusspatz for bringing this one to my attention. I'm not, what, in proper grammar, could be called "on" this site? I just occasionally have people or other sources alert me to fun stuff? Which is to say, if you've recced me and I've ignored it, it's not personal: I didn't see it. Secondly, this human fanbinds. Boss. (Oh, and Skalidra is an excellent author, if you've never read their stuff.)

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My 10 fic recs for @transformativeworks Feedback Fest 2024 and International Fanworks Day on February 15th (yes, I know I’m posting early but I finished my list and wanted to post it).

These are from multiple fandoms and contain a lot of my favorite tropes. If anyone sees an author who has a tumblr let me know and I can tag them.

If you like hurt/comfort fics you might find something you like in this list.

There are lots of trigger warnings for a bunch of these so mind the tags for each fic and happy reading!

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arsenicjade

I got recced! (Spicy is such a doll.) Also, there are some amazing other fics on this list, and some I haven't read but probably should.

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gffa

I don't want to write fic that's "good", I want to write a fic that hits someone's id so hard it changes their brain chemistry.

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arsenicjade

Yup.

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i don´t think im capable of understanding what twitter people talk about anymore

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tvguts

Hey r/relationships, I'm sure by now you're all aware of the recent break in the timespace continuum that resulted in several characters from various animes "becoming real" for lack of a better word. In the wake of this event, I (34F) divorced my husband (37M) to try and persue a relationship with a character I've had a crush on since middle school. It took a while to track him down and ask him on a date, but to my surprise he accepted my offer and we went out to dinner at the local Olive Garden. Unfortunately, it wasn't a great date and we don't seem compatible as I'd hoped. I've been trying to get back together with my ex-husband but he seems to have blocked my number. Where do I go from here?

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Watching Star Trek IV

Whale biologist: why do you hang around with that weird guy who calls you admiral and why are you so close?
Kirk: *hesitates*
Whale biologist, who lives in San Francisco in the 80s and is rapidly drawing many correct conclusions: that’s okay we don’t have to talk about it.
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arsenicjade

This was the first ST movie I ever saw (circa 1992), and, honestly? Still the best.

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So my boyfriend and I have a longstanding joke that Sarek would write at least One pulpy Vulcan-Human romance novels that heavily mirrors his relationship with Amanda, and yesterday we found an adequately terrible pulp romance novel with fantastic original art. So why not go the full nine yards.

Behold: the unreleased original cover for Illogical Desires: a Vulcan-Human romance novel

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arsenicjade

Unrelated, but over New Years, I went to visit my play partner who is, uh. Younger than me. And not really geeky. She's a kickball lesbian. Yeah, I don't know how this happened either. Anyway. She liked Dune (the Amazon Prime one) and so read the book and it has now occurred to her that it's possible she might...like sci fi? At least some of it? So she asked me, the geekiest geek she knows (and like, that's not really a fucking high bar, she hangs out with a bunch of queers who play sports and go to bars, but it just so happens that I'm, you know, really fucking geeky) to introduce her to Star Wars or Star Trek. Anyhoodle, I have strong emotions about both these things and for Reasons, I choose Star Trek. I decide--again, for a variety of reasons--to start with ST:AOS because it's an easy entry point.

My genderneutraldudes. I perhaps did not quite realize JUST how divorced from any level of scifi culture this woman is. (We've been playing together for over a year and talking to each other almost daily since May of 2022, don't ask me how I missed this.) We get to the scene where Nimoy!Spock shows up and she goes, completely enraptured, "Oh! It's one of the pointy-eared ones!" And no lie, I looked at her with total awe and joy, and went, "This might be the best night of my life."

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Jason Todd/Natasha Romanov

~30k, rated T

Why it’s great: This is a gorgeous story, with Arsenic’s usual gorgeous writing. It’s incredibly soft and sweet, and these two characters don’t get enough moments when they’re allowed to be soft and sweet. Jason bakes and takes care of Natasha, and Natasha allows herself to be taken care of, and the first fic especially is the sort of story you want to wrap yourself up in like a cozy blanket. The second story is a little more angsty, but features an Endgame fix-it and so many great cameos from both DC and Marvel.

Excerpt:

The look of horror that comes over his face for the quickest moment tells her that she’s gotten something very wrong, she’s just not sure what. He says, “That’s not what I’m doing here. This isn’t—Dick didn’t fuck off so I could seduce a woman who’s literally just been held in a modern-day dungeon with an infected wound and half her ribs busted.”

“Okay.” She puts as much confidence into the response as she’s able, seeing as how she believes him.

Jason rubs a hand over his face. “You tell anyone this, I’m never cooking for you again.”

“Consider me more than adequately threatened.”

“It’s…taking care of people is kind of a.” He shrugs. “It helps. It helps with the nightmares, it helps with the anger remnants from the pit, it just fucking helps, okay? And I’m bad at it with the other Bats because there’s a whole crap ton of water under all those bridges so shit gets said and then there’s yelling and I—the point is, this is something that helps me that I don’t have a ton of access to, and you presented an opportunity where I get to fuss and nobody gets hurt. That’s all, I promise.”

Softly, she tells him, “In that case, yeah, I think I’d like that bath.”

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arsenicjade

I was recced! (About eight years ago, but life has been...very lifey.) In any case. So lovely, and so so appreciated.

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