I had the weirdest dream that Bill Cipher was hosting a live event in a theater
And there was like hundreds of people in this theater.
Bill introduced himself and started picking people from the audience for a "neat trick" he had planned
Idk why in retrospect but I REALLY wanted to be picked
He picked people row by row and kicked everyone else out of the theater.
At first he picked the people himself, but then he got bored, so by the time he got to my row, he was like "okay, convince me why you should be picked. Wow me." to everyone in my row.
And I had a brilliant idea.
I waved my arms in the air (despite him being like 3 seats down from me) and shouted "ME! I BOUGHT YOUR BOOK!!!" Like really excitedly before anyone else got a word in.
Takes one good look at me.