Hyperfixation Centeral

bear, salmon, bee.

i think i’m a bear who wants some salmon and honey.

Money, Or, Laughter

That’s awfully poetic

CON ARTIST WOOO

Con artist weed.

Damn.

Con artist, blogger, craft (I’m counting con artist as one word bcuz they’re right next to each other on the thing)

Honestly this just describes me, pretty accurately too

Music, organ, solitude. The last one fits me

Moon art detergent

Con artist, money, man

con artist, slaughter, table

i feel like this is a story

blog, were, music.

the fuck.

con artist, man, detergent

huh

friendship finish moon

what are we gonna destroy the moon with the power of friendship or something

Conartist Reel Lust Goddamn, I guess this is my life now.

The first set I saw was “mimecraft drama forest”

The second set I saw was “convert to islam”

Wild.

LMAO WAIT BUT THAT’S REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE I’M LITERALLY A MUSLIM SDKHSDJHKSJD

Mind, Roman, Wedding @that1garrulousfan @ali-the-weirdo

Joy, Love, Solitude

…?

… @chocos-universe

Moon, Convert, Bleed

I… don’t know how to feel..

Bot, Of, Bees

Con-artist, youth, dream,,

I feel like this is trying to tell me something that I don't like lol

thinking about the modding community for this game in the future has me walleyed

if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends

mario and i would have a mutual respect for each other but we never really clicked

princess peach would have me executed via firing squad for the role i played in the infamous toad town murders of '96 but it would be later discovered that my involvement was greatly exaggerated and the severity of my sentence will weigh on peachs mind as she feels like it sullied her reputation as a fair and just ruler

daisy and i would play tennis

Waluigi and I fucked

waluigi and this guy fucked

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

doesn’t get much more interesting than this