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@aroacemisha / aroacemisha.tumblr.com

Misha (he/any). Adult. Russian (❤🇺🇦). Queer. Leftist. Possibly autistic? || Art blog: @crossroadsofchaos || Do not repost/reupload my art || Bluesky: @aroacemisha || Gtfo if you treat p3do and inc3st as lighthearted shipping tropes (pr0ship/c0mship/etc)
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Pride Angels 2024 - Part III

The third and final part of my Pride Angels series. These flags were requested by generous sponsors during the Pride Angels campaign.

Additional flags in Part I and Part II. You can go to each flag’s post for transparent images, flat colors, and lineart.

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Pride Angels 2024 - Part II

Here are the second half of my new Pride Angels designs! Featuring the following flags:

Additional flags in Part I and Part III. You can go to each flag's post for transparent images, flat colors, and lineart. Read the FAQ and follow the campaign here: Pride Angels🌈

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Pride Angels 2024 - Part I

Here are the first half of my new Pride Angels designs! Featuring the following flags:

Additional flags in Part II and Part III. You can go to each flag's post for transparent images, flat colors, and lineart. Read the FAQ and follow the campaign here: Pride Angels🌈

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alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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iguanamouth

oh shit

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beaft

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

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cellobuster

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

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