has anyone with the dsmp download found the banned from streams how to sex book. what was in it that it cant be shown live on stream. i was always curious but also idgaf enough to dl the world and hunt it down

Give me like 20 minutes I'll log on, 'cause I have Tommy's inventory in my game (messed with player data with the help of a friend)

How to sex

thats fucking hilarious ty

Dream SMP World Download (TRIMMED)

Hello, I said I would try to trim down the world download for slower computers if I got my hands on it and I have now done the thing.

I got it down to 2,82 Gb (2.54 Gb zipped) while still being able to keep pretty much everything anybody would actually care about (unless you're a perfectionist) because I only deleted chunks that hadn't been loaded for longer than 10 minutes

My point is: you shouldn't be missing anything important even though this is trimmed down, and your computer will be much happier

Let me know if it works btw. I did do a quick test myself but nothing comprehensive

Cleo isn't messing around....

Tags: @swanofstorie @imflyingfish @raise-me-up-take-me-up

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HOLLY AND I FOUND SCHLATT'S BOOK HE LEFT FOR QUACKITY IN THE CASINO

I FOUND THE LOST CITY OF MIZU

Coords are 13979 70 12937 !!!

my new favorite thing is opening the books left around because god only fucking knows what you're going to find

Happy birthday to the only video that has ever been posted to youtube actually

Happy fifth birthday to the only video that has still ever been posted to youtube actually

Mr. Phillip: I need– You need to say, please: "conche tu madre" Please. Please!

Phil: What does that– what? [Laughs]

Mr. Phillip: It's a bad word, it's a bad word, ok? Alright?

Phil: Don't get me to say a bad words! Not again! This is too much dude, stop! Stop! Stoppp, man!

Mr. Phillip: Please! It's a bad word, but– it's beautiful for us! It's beautiful for us!

Phil: No! I– Dude!

Mr. Phillip: All Chileans say "conche tu madre," all the time!

Phil: No, that's fine for you, but not for me! [Laughs]

Mr. Phillip: No no no! No! It's good, it's good!

Phil: Hello!

BoffeGP: Let's go, America!

Phil: America– [Bursts into laughter]

BoffeGP: Let's go the USA, bro! Let's go! 🇺🇸🦅🔥

actually feels inane to be playing in this world, I spend like 2 hours just walking around and taking screenshots

i figured out who threw harpocrates' stasis pearl

The UUID after the Owner: section corresponds to Technoblade. you're welcome

(i downloaded the map and after seeing that the harpocrates seat in the syndicate room had a stasis pearl behind it, i immediately rushed to figure out who'd thrown it. took me like 20 minutes to figure out how to do it, but lo and behold!)

happy birthday i guess to that decaying old man thanks for ruining my life /silly

TECHNOBLADE PANTS!

Pattern —built off a standard pants block, based on a palazzo pant pattern

Mockups —After the mockup I added about 4 inches total to the length, which I’m glad I did, because even after that they ended up about the same length as the mockups due to the weight of the fabric & the dyeing process.

Cutting, sewing—I flatfelled all the side seams so they’re super sturdy and can hold up to the wash, which is important because I had to wash them to be able to dye them. I didn’t add the cuffs at the bottom until after dyeing to ensure even dye application

Dyeing—The dyeing process for these was weirdly intense, considering how dull they turned out. Eventually, I plan on scouring them with soda ash and trying again with the mixture I used originally. If that doesn’t work, I’ll use a synthetic dye. They’re linen, dyed in a variety of natural dyes. I used a mordant with tannins in it so I could do an iron post-modification to create that darker color and gradient effect! The dyes themselves were madder, logwood, and cochineal extracts. It’s kind of shocking how orange they turned out, all told.

The sash is just a commercially dyed cotton gauze, I really love the texture of that fabric and I like what it adds to the pallet. I decided to leave the edges raw to complement the kind of rugged look of the base outfit.

AND THATS SOME PANTS! YEAH!

if magic existed it would absolutely be utilized for one of the internet favorite hobbies; bothering twitch streamers

Bold of you to assume Twitch streamers don't have magic of their own

Pixels how many times do I have to tell you Jerma is not a real person.

Nowhere on your original post did you mention real people, so its still on topic

Losing it at the implication that twitch streamers aren't real people.

i figured out who threw harpocrates' stasis pearl

The UUID after the Owner: section corresponds to Technoblade. you're welcome

(i downloaded the map and after seeing that the harpocrates seat in the syndicate room had a stasis pearl behind it, i immediately rushed to figure out who'd thrown it. took me like 20 minutes to figure out how to do it, but lo and behold!)

i stumbled into the syndicate meeting room

theres still a pearl in technos stasis chamber

Brother’s sweggy hat he won today #sweg #squid #swagsquid #squidward #hat #derp #terrencetheswegmonsterhat