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Anonymous asked:

Can you do the H-O-T-T-O-G-O dance?

armandthevampie answered:

I complete most of my prayers in the Chapell of Roan!

Of course I’ve memorized the simple movements that come with a masterfully written song.

H-O-T-T-O-G-O! You can take me hot to go!

Daniel taught me.

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Hi, this is Daniel. Regarding the last part of this post —

Armand flung open my coffin, rattled me awake in the middle of the day, and pleaded that we learn something called a “Hot To Go” dance.

The next hours were painstaking. He just could not get it right. So I begrudgingly guided him through the dance.

This is the story he neglected to tell.

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Anonymous asked:

You can't make a Molloymolette without breaking some Armandeggs

What?

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caffeinatedblahaj asked:

Would you rather never be able to use your ipad again or never taste Daniels blood again?

My iPad is a treasure! How else would I access remarkable worlds such as Tumblr? The world compressed into a compact screen; it's truly a wondrous mortal feat.

Here's my question for you. What makes you think I yearn for Daniel Molloy’s blood?

I suppose through a mortal's befogged lens, blood is not unlike a drug. Addictive, immoral, and competitively sought after. We're long-fanged monsters with incontrollable urges, leaping after innocent life and sucking it dry. Right?

Wrong.

Take a sandwich, for instance. The sandwich is food. You are hungry. It makes you happy, it fills you with dopamine. You are satisfied. It dissipates. You move on.

Daniel Molloy is unbearable. And fascinating.

I have better blood to drink.

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caffeinatedblahaj asked:

Did you wait for Daniel to get old to turn him because you have a thing for dilfs?

I don't believe sharing the nature of my sexual relations is appropriate for Tumblr...

But after looking through your blog, you appear to be a fan!

So I'll indulge you -

Daniel was created from desperation, from anger. Maybe a touch of desire. If it had anything to do with his current age, it was entirely subconscious.

But I would certainly classify him as a "DILF"!

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Anonymous asked:

What's your cup size?

armandthevampie answered:

The wording of this question confuses me a tad. The sizing of my goblets depends on the amount of blood I am consuming.

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Daniel has informed me that I've misinterpreted the meaning of this.

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Hi, it's Daniel.

Double Ds.

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Anonymous asked:

I know you wouldn't WANT to start another cult considering how your last two absolutely didn't value all the hard work and sacrifice you poured into them, the ingrates, but as a hypothetical: if you were forced to make one today, what would it be centered around?

armandthevampie answered:

Ingrates indeed. Thank you for your fruitful question.

My cult was Louis. The wilderness in his green gaze. Disappointing, our end. Reasoning left him; he kicked me like a stray and bounded off. Lestat, Lestat, Lestat, etc.

I suppose nothing's changed.

Perhaps a new, obligatory cult would revolve around vampiric abstinence. The practice of restraining oneself from pleasure. We are beings possessing a gift like no other -- what else shall we need? What else shall we ask for? Loving anything, including oneself, results in catastrophe two-thirds of the time. Feed ourselves with essentials and rest there.

My own response has saddened me, but I believe it to be true.

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Hi, this is Daniel.

The Vampire Armand™ is still bitter about the divorce.

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