Why Not Raise A Little Hell?

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

Robins Halloween! :D

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There’s MORE. how do you guys have the balls to go up to this man and ask for this… AND THE MONEY??

edit: there’s more coming in… how many images are there??? the forehead kiss!??!?

Clark understands Bruce’s language

you mean this isn’t a deleted scene from Justice League? could’ve fooled me

Body armor could have taken it. He’ll never thank me.

HOLY SHIT I THINK THIS IS THE NEXT PANEL?

Sending kisses

you know how clark kent interviews bruce wayne a lot? you know how he also interviews superman a lot? well… hear me out… what if bruce wayne IS superman

i was going to point out that bruce wayne lives in gotham while superman is from metropolis, but then i realized that that would be the perfect way for him to throw us off the trail! superman can fly around the world fast enough to turn back time, so zooming from gotham to metropolis would be a piece of cake!!

#wake up sheeple                                                                                                        #its so obvious                                                                                                        #how ELSE could a billionare be so buff?                                                                                                        #and brucie is just so charming just like superman

Heres another hot take clark kent is batman because 

a. He’s a reporter

b. batman is a nosy bitch who can’t stay in his lane for his life so being a reporter by day makes sense

c. You never see kent investigating batman when every reporter and their mom has done so

Clark doesn’t dress as Superman for the Daily Planet’s annual Halloween party just for the sake of irony. 

He also does it because he knows that Bruce will find out, because Bruce always finds out, and he thinks it’ll be hilarious. 

Well, that plus Bruce is always getting on his case about the fact that he doesn’t even bother to wear a mask as Superman. Clark has tried to explain it, how posture and body language can change people’s perceptions, how he keeps his Midwestern drawl as Clark, but drops it for Superman, how he wears intentionally ill-fitting clothing as Clark to hide his body shape… 

Bruce believes him, but only begrudgingly. After watching the fifth talk show where Bruce has to comment about how “Do the butts match?” Clark has to wonder if Bruce isn’t also maybe a little bit jealous. It’s a good thing that Clark isn’t the petty sort, (Except maybe he kind of is, just a little bit.) 

He almost buys the “Stripper Superman” Halloween outfit because it makes him crack up; only the fact that it’s a work party dissuades him. Instead he goes for the one that has fake muscles in it. They’re so awful, and so anatomically incorrect that he has to go for it. The fabric is shiny, and the “S” stretches funnily across his chest when he tries it on; the fabric is, after all, also cheap. The cape only goes down to his waist, and he has to buy the tights separately. It doesn’t comes with shoes, only boot covers, and he immediately decides he’s going to wear crocs.  

Because he’s Superman. 

He can do what he wants.

Bruce finds out about his plans (…because of course he does), and tries to talk him out of it. Clark listens politely, then mentions politely that he’s been watching episodes of drag race to get tips on how to make a fake derriere for his costume. After all, he’s got to make sure that the butts match. 

Bruce leaves him alone after that (except to mutter darkly that Clark’s secret identity is going to be blown, and is Clark really-?) 

When he gets dressed for the party, Clark makes sure not just to slick back his hair, but to make it obvious it’s slicked back. He parts it to the “wrong” side, like he was looking in the mirror when he did his hair, and forgot everything was backwards. He puts on the ridiculous, ill-fitting costume, the crocs, the boot covers, and adjusts all the foam “muscles” so that he “looks like Superman.” 

He wears his glasses, because everyone knows Clark Kent can’t see without his glasses. He makes sure to slouch at the party, to keep to the mannerisms that scream to the world “I Am Clark Kent And Definitely Not Superman Nope.” And if his drawl is a little stronger that night then normal? It’s probably the available drinks.  

Funnily enough, he’s not actually the only person to dress up as Superman; Superman is a popular figure at the Daily Planet, and there are enough costumed fans to have a “Superman look-alike” competition. 

When Bruce finds out that Clark came in last place… Well, it’s hard not to act smug. 

I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps

Superman/Batman #60

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

[Has this been done yet]

DC shitposts

All the times where Bruce and Clark held hands for an embarrassingly amount of time 

jorge_jimenez_art About the shoulder touch..