What do you think about the Shazam movie?
I love it!!!!!! I enjoyed it so much. I love kid superheroes, I LOVE Freddie and Billy. I think it was such a good found family story, I didn’t care too much about the villain arc but it doesn't bother me too much. I think it was an overall great movie and I really wish they made more child-superhero movies.
bruce wayne, incapable of not supporting children: good job out there today shazam. you should be proud
the rest of the justice league who don’t know about billy: what the FUCK is happening right now
I feel like it would be even funnier if Bruce didn’t actively know Shazam was a kid, but its just his dad instinct goes off whenever Shazam is around and even Bruce is kind of weirded out by it.
Batman: You need to be more careful out there Shazam, your look before you leap attitude is going to get someone hurt.
Shazam *Visibly pouting and looking glum* yes sir.
Batman: *Sigh* I can’t stay mad at you. Look, how about you hit the showers,, then we get some pizza for the watchtower. My treat. We can discuss strategy then.
Shazam: Sure thing Batman! Thanks. *flies off*
Green Lantern: Okay Bruce? The fuck is going on with you and that guy?
Batman: I DON’T. KNOW. Its like every time I see him I find myself planning a college fund for the guy.
Green Lantern: He’s like in his thirties right?
Batman: I think so? I mean I don’t really know anything about him outside of work. I think I may need to do some digging here Hal because this is starting to freak me out.
Well now I’m imagining Batman and the Shazams eating pizza.
Hal, casually sliding over: Hey, Cap, how old are you?
Shazam: Oh, y’know, immortality–it kinda blurs after the first few thousands years
Batman, sweating: You’re immortal? When was the last time you drank water?
Shazam: JUICE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD SUBSTITUTE–
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Nightwing: So Bats said that I couldn’t always eat donuts but it’s like, what’s the worst that could happen?
Shazam, nodding: If you can eat food, it’s better than nothing.
Batman, speaking to what he assumes is an immortal god, not really sure if Shazam even eats: You should eat your vegetables
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Batman, walking through the Tower at late-o’clock, watching Shazam and Cyborg play video games: Get some sleep, it’s important that your body gets enough rest
HELLO??
Bruce Wayne, proud father of a few dumbass kids when he finds out Shazam is secretly a dark haired 14 year old orphan with the last name bat-son:
Shazam! (2019), dir. David F. Sandberg
SHAZAM!
I really loved this movie and these two :’)
My son Billy Batson from Lego DC Batman: Family Matters
What good is power if you got nobody to share it with?
SHAZAM! (2019), dir. David F. Sandberg
Shazam! + Billy’s comic catchphrase
Justice League (2017) // Shazam! (2019)
Not to be a complete sap on main, but Billy Batson walking away from his biological mother, whom he’d spent his whole life searching for, with tears in his eyes because he’d just found out that she’d abandoned him in truth but getting a phone call from Freddy, screaming about how a villain had taken him and was holding all the foster kids hostage, and Billy immediately goes onto the roof and leaps off, even though he’d struggled with flight through the whole storyline and still hadn’t completely mastered it but knowing that he needed to get to the fosters as fast as possible because they were his true family is one of the most powerful and beautiful moments in superhero movie history. I said what I said.
The Shazam Family in the credits of Shazam! (2019)
this is the best review of any superhero movie ever, everyone else go home
Finished up this super fun commission yesterday! I can’t wait to see the movie ⚡️
“Hey !”
I was messing around with my original drawing… and well…
this happened… I should have added sound.
Shazam! (2019) dir. David F. Sandberg
