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Why Not Raise A Little Hell?

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Make a confession, face your crush- Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never, but I thought it would be funny.

[ID: Several pieces of fanart for the Magnus Archives, disguised as screenshots from a dating sim.

The first shows the title screen, with the title "Love Archives" splashed over a tape recorder. On the four corners are Jon (looking suspicious), Tim (hand pressed to chest with a welcoming smile), Sasha (holding some documents and wearing a smile), and Martin (holding a cup of tea that billows into a heart).

Next we have several in-game screenshots. The first shows Tim in the main room of the Archives. He wears a friendly grin as he says, "Hey there! You are the new hire, right? I'll show you around!" There is warm yellow lighting in this room, and there are two "eye" and "folder" icons hovering on the top left corner, probably game mechanics.

The second screenshot shows Jon in his office, which is dark and messy. There's a red string board behind him and unnaturally long claw marks in the walls. Jon crosses his arms and scowls downwards as he says, "You shouldn't be here."

Next we see the break room, with a refrigerator, microwave, and small table. Martin smiles awkwardly and clasps his hands together as he says, "Don't take it personally! He just has a lot on his plate at the moment. I'm sure he is going to warm up to us… eventually. Would you like a cuppa?"

Next we see Sasha James, who's standing in an old-fashioned room with green draperies and a sign indicating that there are drinks in the room beyond it. She raises an eyebrow and smiles commiseratingly as she says, "It could have been worse. At least we are not working at Artifact Storage."

The last screenshot shows a large office decorated with plant motifs, and a grand wooden desk, in front of which stands Elias Bouchard. He has bright green eyes, and the eye icon from before is now bright green as well. Elias tucks his hands behind his back with a tight smile as he says, "There is no need for formalities. Call me Elias." End ID]

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They really were on another plane of existence when they made Martin Blackwood. Truly the character of all time

He's queer. He's fat. He writes bad poetry. He has no degree and lies his way into a job he has no qualifications for. He manages to succeed at said job for 7 years with no one noticing anything. He has a crush on his boss who wishes he would die on a daily basis. He makes said boss fall in love with him AND elope with him to another country. He will openly tell you any emotion he is feeling at any time and you will never learn a single thing about his personal life. He watches his boyfriend kill someone and goes "huh, that was hot" and then encourages him to do it again. He had mommy issues. He has daddy issues. His suggestions for improvements of his workplace include "less murder" and "fire." His first instinct at encountering the guy who woke his boyfriend up from a coma is to kill him. He has no middle name. His one unambiguous description is that he's "not cool." He regularly fantasizes about murdering his other boss and making out with his boyfriend over his corpse. How does anyone else ever compare

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