i play by the rules, and i never lose

“Dick is a super-positive kid who always sees the glass as half full. Really, at the end of the day, he just wants a hug.”

• Batman blankly says the lines of “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson and claims it as his own quote.
• Uses every opportunity to call Robin “Master Dick” and still manages to keep a U rating
• Patrick Stump writes and performs a heavy metal song both praising Batman and outing him for tax evasion
• Proceeds to make 3 Suicide Squad jokes/references with 2 of them calling it stupid, then proceeds to use it’s plot for twenty minutes
• Kite Man is there
• The Bat Family bond by blowing up the Eye of Sauron
• Voldemort, the Wicked Witch, Daleks, Jaws, the Gremlins and the raptors from Jurassic Park are all there for some reason and it’s never explained
• The Justice League throw a party without Batman and he gets sad
• “you’ve been union jacked”
• Mentions Iron Man to remind you that Lego also has the rights to them
• Puts in loads of pop songs to remind you that Lego bought the rights to them too
• Actually makes a reference to Dick Grayson being able to speak Romanian
• Has a genuinely amazing soundtrack
• Is great and honestly if  I had the money I’d have already seen it 5 more times