after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
Our Flag Means Death 2.06 "Calypso's Birthday"
i had jacobi brain over the weekend + some maxwells
I think Roy Harper is the personification of all those “my unemployed friend on a Tuesday” memes. Even if he was employed. Like you’d walk into his home and it’s just full of Contraptions. He just does Things and the purpose is unintelligible
Jason is like this too but in a less noticeable way. Roy is like “I welded a toaster oven to my assault rifle to see if it would do anything when I zapped it with a taser” and Jason is like “I read four textbooks and wrote an academic paper about the Mesopotamian grain economy”
“what did you guys do today”
“we liberated a country and then I built a motorized couch that’s technically street legal and then Jason blew up the road couch”
Roy Harper, apologizing: ..__ /… ___ ._. ._. _.__
Jason Todd: What was that?
Roy Harper: Remorse code.
Jason Todd: I’m even angrier at you now.
Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him
“It hasn’t been easy, you know. Having only the dead for company. Knowing that I’ll never be accepted by the living”
I really want to reread pjo ;-;, haha if I ever thought I had moved on I guess this proves I haven’t. Will I ever
If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.
If you’re a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.
If the answer is no, move on.
“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love
Except maybe not for sibling relationships because Wednesday likes to try to guillotine her brother.
no that’s just how siblings are
Batman: stop right there!
Catwoman: shit..*unzips catsuit an extra 6 inches* *turns around*
Batman:
Catwoman:
Batman: ….um…stealing is bad please return that
Catwoman: hmmm…. no.
Batman: alright have a nice day also would you like to get dinner sometime
they have one brain cell and its for loving each other
cool auntie anathema and them
The Twins: Apollo and Artemis
Took the whole day to finish this because my tablet’s going all wonky but I managed it!! ( TT n TT )9
The Percy Jackson photoshoot no one asked for but we did anyway.
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the entirety of the lightning thief really is just Percy, Annabeth, and Grover fighting over the use of one (1) singular brain cell isn’t it
She said, “Children, it is too late to be out all alone. Where are your parents?”
“They’re … um …” Annabeth started to say.
“We’re orphans,” I said.
“Orphans?” the woman said. The word sounded alien in her mouth. “But, my dears! Surely not!”
“We got separated from our caravan,” I said. “Our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we’re lost. Is that food I smell?”
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He looked us over. “How did you die, then?”
I nudged Grover.
“Oh,” he said. “Um … drowned … in the bathtub.”
“All three of you?” Charon asked.
We nodded.
.
“I’m not saying hello to a pink poodle,” I said. “For-get it.”
“Percy,” Annabeth said. “I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle.”
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle.
.
“I don’t know. Just a feeling. Annabeth, come with me-”
“Are you kidding?” She looked at me as if I’d just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
“What’s the problem now?” I demanded.
“Me, go with you to the … the ‘Thrill Ride of Love’? How embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?”
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I LOVE my kids
Me reading the lightning thief:
what’s hilarious is that the version of this that’s going around without the quotes is getting heavily commented on that Annabeth has the brain cell the entire time
and like…….. you guys are missing out on the fact that Annabeth was horrified that someone would see her with Percy in an abandoned water park where the only people there are in fact, her, percy, and grover.
This is Dumbass Annabeth erasure and I won’t stand for it.
↳ anonymous: batcat + height difference through the seasons.
Donna Troy in Titans.