Why Not Raise A Little Hell?

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

his eyes were coke zero brown

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

Yeah why can't I cumin my lover

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

me and my girl a same sex couple, the way we be having the same sex every night

i think im stuck in a time loop

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a station. A space station. A space station orbiting a star. The star made me crazy.

ok i'll bite. *just starts fucking biting you*

imsorry girl i can't be toxic yuri with you. for my heart is too whimsical and joyous

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror

“body horror” not to me. Not if it’s you

[white-knuckling my bathroom sink] there will be feasting and dancing in jerusalem next year 

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

the girls aren't fighting they're pressing their soapy boobs together

Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3

I wasnt kidding btw

[ID: a screenshot of a Google search result for "butch appreciation day". The first result is from stonewall.org.uk with the header reading "18 August". The passage under it reads "Butch Appreciation Day, 18 August, is a day to celebrate butches everywhere, along with all that they do for us." End ID]

gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend