PJO Characters As Things I've Said
Percy: “Death can kiss my ass”
Annabeth: “You’re all so stupid I want to kill you all”
Grover: “Dude, if you crush that plant your head will be next”
Jason: “Do my glasses make me look less confused?”
Leo: “I’m so funny I almost forgot I’m depressed”
Hazel: “You can’t afford my ass. My ass is made of fucking diamonds”
Frank: “If you don’t think dogs are cute FIGHT ME”
Nico: “Damn, I’m dead inside but I still look cute”
Reyna: “You don’t deserve to even know me. *gets smacked* BITCH TOUCH ME AGAIN SEE WHAT HAPPENS”
Rachel Elizabeth Dare: “I’m such an art hoe”
BONUS: Apollo: “It takes talent to be both fabulous and an asshole at the same time”