please God take all the suffering in the world and give it to Jesus of Nazareth 🙏

Obi-Wan Kenobi + robe dropping | Revenge of the Sith (2005)

I'm sorry the american education system is so bad they didn't teach me how to assassinate a president properly sorry

twitter is so fucking funny like actually

Man come on

Honestly the real takeaway from this is that every tumblr user who's made a post in an attempt to sound Raw and Hardcore and get put on some sort of list of Rawest Tumblr Lines should have tomatoes hurled at them and then get yanked offstage with a big hook

Final Frame: A Monochrome Symphony □

this is what it feels like to see a mutual’s post you disagree with on your dash

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

circle of sleep <3

Medieval scribes writing things like “fuck the abbot” (their boss) and “I am so hung over I feel dead” and “that goddamn cat got in here and pissed on the manuscript” and drawing penis monsters and purposefully unflattering portraits of public figures and animals in the marginalia is funny, yes. But more than that it is so deeply quintessentially human. It reminds you that they were largely just frustrated young adults who did an extremely repetitive and tedious job 6 days a week during daylight hours in poor conditions and felt the same malaise young adults feel now.

I love that these have survived the centuries !

NB those pointing fingers, drawing attention to a pee-stain and an Irritated Clerk Comment about what happened one night in about 1420:

We once had to bury a book in baking soda for about a week because of a similar incident. 600 years difference, and no difference; cats will do what they do... :->

i want to watch a movie

^ movieheads will surely understand this ^

this is like finding a Mesolithic cave painting precisely depicting a 2024 Ford F-150

btw if i haven't replied to your messages and you see me posting on here that's just cause i'm a bad person and a terrible friend. hope that clears things up.