Everything is something to somebody

sure jesus may have suffered but did he ever have to go to work on his period

sure jesus may have suffered but did he ever have to go to work on his period

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator

they call me the fact checker the way I always go “hang on. let me look this up” mid conversation

The thing you have to keep in mind about Moby Dick is that it’s an explicitly anti-racist text written by a white guy in the 1850s. So you end up with stuff like Ishmael spending an entire paragraph complimenting a Polynesian guy on his skull shape.

by @kleefkruid

Porcupine Caribou | Jessica

we live in a post-destiel society. so post destiel

this guy again

gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

girls are contributing, too. the coquette aesthetic, the “i don’t want to girlboss i want a man to pay my bills”, girlmath girljob girlmoney. it’s a joke, it’s clothes, it’s whatever, i get it but it is driving a mentality of traditional gender roles and you know you’re joking but your boyfriend doesn’t. your kid brother doesn’t. you have to stop this shit it is a contributing factor

Fee Fi Fo Fum, and so forth.