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28. F. Turkey. I mostly share RDJ&Marvel and some FC Barcelona and Beşiktaş along the way. If you have anything to say or have any questions feel free to contact me :)
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iwantcupcakes’ Iron Man random junk giveaway

In brief– I’m a huge RDJ fan who consequently started acquiring Iron Man-related things because Downey. I’m moving and am getting rid of some things that I don’t want, so my loss is your gain.

All of these are new or unused, even those without the original tags/packaging.

  • Stark Industries snap-back baseball cap (not the New Era/59fifty one)
  • Stark French Roast single-serve coffee cups (1 box = 10 cups)
  • Captain America: Civil War - Cap 11″ x 16″ character poster
  • The Avengers eagle gray stereo headphones
  • Iron Man flashlight
  • Iron Man 3 puzzle pen
  • Iron Man pez dispenser
  • Iron Man M&M dispenser
  • Iron Man auto decal sticker
  • Iron Man Pop Spinners lollipop
  • Iron Man single pair knee-high socks
  • Iron Man circular rubber keychain
  • Iron Man plush bedroom slippers
  • Iron Man iPhone lightning cable
  • Iron Man cord scaler by Neca
  • Iron Man helmet/head plush
  • Avengers: Assemble bounce ball
  • Avengers: Assemble Hulk Easter Egg
  • Avengers: Age of Ultron plastic bucket
  • Marvel Legends Iron Man Mark 43 figure
  • Hasbro Iron Man Mark 43 toy
  • Hasbro Hulk and Hulkbuster figures (removed from packaging)
  • Pop Secret popcorn individual packets, Civil War promo (4)
  • Iron Man candy dispenser audio (the tag came off so IDK how this works)
  • EXTRAS:  Gotham lanyard (2), Groot button, Think Geek’s “Geek and Proud” button

Items as pictured above. The Cap poster is in the cardboard tube at the top of the 2nd pic and looks like this).  In order to enter–  

  1. Reblog this post.
  2. Ideally must be 18 or older.

Please, I really don’t want folks to click the “follow” button just because I’m giving away free shit.  Following me is absolutely NOT REQUIRED to enter (admittedly it’d be kinda neat if you are).

(If you love RDJ, it might not be a bad idea to follow me or at least rdjnews.) 

Winner will be chosen on 6/26/2016 randomly by myself and I’ll check the winner’s blog.*** Winner must provide mailing address ASAP via message/email so the package is shipped on 6/28 before I leave town.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

OBLIGATORY RE-REBLOG:  Five days left, ends this Sunday at 6pm CST. Package already half-prepared–

Only new thing added from the previous post is an unopened box of that Kelloggs’ limited edition Civil War cereal (see: bottom left of pic above).

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iwantcupcakes’ Iron Man random junk giveaway

In brief– I’m a huge RDJ fan who consequently started acquiring Iron Man-related things because Downey. I’m moving and am getting rid of some things that I don’t want, so my loss is your gain.

All of these are new or unused, even those without the original tags/packaging.

  • Stark Industries snap-back baseball cap (not the New Era/59fifty one)
  • Stark French Roast single-serve coffee cups (1 box = 10 cups)
  • Captain America: Civil War - Cap 11″ x 16″ character poster
  • The Avengers eagle gray stereo headphones
  • Iron Man flashlight
  • Iron Man 3 puzzle pen
  • Iron Man pez dispenser
  • Iron Man M&M dispenser
  • Iron Man auto decal sticker
  • Iron Man Pop Spinners lollipop
  • Iron Man single pair knee-high socks
  • Iron Man circular rubber keychain
  • Iron Man plush bedroom slippers
  • Iron Man iPhone lightning cable
  • Iron Man cord scaler by Neca
  • Iron Man helmet/head plush
  • Avengers: Assemble bounce ball
  • Avengers: Assemble Hulk Easter Egg
  • Avengers: Age of Ultron plastic bucket
  • Marvel Legends Iron Man Mark 43 figure
  • Hasbro Iron Man Mark 43 toy
  • Hasbro Hulk and Hulkbuster figures (removed from packaging)
  • Pop Secret popcorn individual packets, Civil War promo (4)
  • Iron Man candy dispenser audio (the tag came off so IDK how this works)
  • EXTRAS:  Gotham lanyard (2), Groot button, Think Geek’s “Geek and Proud” button

Items as pictured above. The Cap poster is in the cardboard tube at the top of the 2nd pic and looks like this).  In order to enter–  

  1. Reblog this post.
  2. Ideally must be 18 or older.

Please, I really don’t want folks to click the “follow” button just because I’m giving away free shit.  Following me is absolutely NOT REQUIRED to enter (admittedly it’d be kinda neat if you are).

(If you love RDJ, it might not be a bad idea to follow me or at least rdjnews.) 

Winner will be chosen on 6/26/2016 randomly by myself and I’ll check the winner’s blog.*** Must provide mailing address ASAP so the package is shipped on 6/28 before I leave town.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

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ardijey

Perfection ❤❤

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full offense, but does it ever hit you in the god damn gut that tony stark, protector, knight in shining armor tony stark –

mister “i saw young americans killed by the very weapons i created to defend them and protect them,” mister “i’m trying to protect the people i put in harm’s way,” mister “i hope i can protect the one thing i can’t live without,” mister “i see a suit of armor around the world,”

the guy who answers for his most paternalistic acts (like wanting to keep pepper and wanda locked in a mansion) with “i can’t protect you out there” and “i did it to protect you,”

tony stark, whose gradually worsening mental conditions show in his progressively more backwards, desperate attempts to protect people, tony stark who’s been trying to protect people to the point of harmful consequences,

that tony stark

is the single character

in the entire mcu

who has been accused

– by friends, enemies, and civilians alike

in every movie he’s been in

of FIGHTING ONLY FOR HIMSELF

SIMILARLY

THIS TONY STARK

tony “i shouldn’t be alive” stark, tony “i’m not the hero type” stark, mister “you deserve better,”you’re right, i don’t deserve her,” “it’s me, you’ll think of something [to complain about],” “you’re in a relationship with me, everything will never be okay,” “i saw them all dead, felt it, because of me,

tony stark, who shoots his reflection and views himself as a “monster” and openly resents himself during his speech about charles spencer, THIS TONY STARK

IS THE SINGLE CHARACTER WHO’S CONSISTENTLY PERCEIVED, IN-UNIVERSE AND IN A META LEVEL BY MOST OF THE FANDOM,

AS SOMEONE WHOSE EGO NEEDS TO BE PUT IN CHECK

I AM HONESTLY

Just because he hates himself doesn’t change the fact that he only thinks about himself. He’s making other people miserable because of his own self loathing. He’s not protecting people because people should be protected, he’s protecting people, against their will in many cases, because he thinks the things he’s done make him obligated to do so. That’s not altruism, that’s egoism.

It’s always about him. Him and only him. All problems are his fault. All solutions are his responsibility. All attempts to do things differently from how he wants them are personal attacks against him.

The man’s ego is BOUNDLESS. Just because it’s also self destructive actually makes it worse, because he’s going to take everything else down with him.

Okay, so I thought I was going to be able to just put out a post like this and then let it go and not mind the commentary, but alas, I can’t. Especially because so much of the commentary seems to be going the same general direction.

Here I’ll engage more substantively with @sailor-arashi and @awa64 (here) because they’re the only ones who bothered to put forth an argument? So let’s go.

(This is unnecessarily long and I’m certainly not expecting replies or acknowledgment, it’s just that it’s my post and I didn’t want to leave this unaddressed and I’m avoiding homework etc)

[applauds knightinironarmor]

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theironman

you know, shit tony stark whatever you want but let clarify some things because i see y’all dragging robert downey jr for stuff isn’t on him. so first, robert downey jr is an actor, he is not a marvel exec, he is not a marvel producer, he is an actor. so i see you guys using a goddamn article of 2015 that isn’t confirmed to try to “prove” robert pushed marvel to make civil war (i mean, a actor, as famous as he is cannot force a goddamn company that hires them to make it)

so let show you some quotes of the directors, anthony and joe russo:

DEADLINE: You worked for the first time with Robert Downey Jr here, Iron Man changed his life and established the Marvel universe. What’s the balancing act in making him feel these jokes don’t undermine what he has built? ANTHONY RUSSO: It wasn’t a given that Downey was going to do Civil War. He wasn’t contracted, and so we had to go woo him.
DEADLINE: What’s that like? ANTHONY RUSSO: It was a big deal. Once we convinced Kevin this was the right way to go, he said, okay, now you guys got to go get Downey. So we met with Downey, and Kevin came with us. It took a series of meetings, […]. (Source)

another article:

The biggest hurdle was Robert Downey Jr.’s participation. While most of the other actors were still under contract, Downey’s Marvel agreement had been fulfilled and his team played hardball before finally signing on. Without Downey, without Iron Man, Civil War wouldn’t have happened.  (source)

Here’s Robert Downey Jr in a interview approaching the subject

“What do you think I just call people and say ‘Listen, you’re gonna do this movie’, No, what am I? What am I?” (Source)

here’s kevin feige (president of production at marvel studios) answer for how early did they wanted to go with the civil war arc in the mcu:

It’s was before the MCU even existed in the early days, I think we were even just beginning to dream about maybe become a studio and getting financing, it was about a little over 10 years ago which was when Civil War was published and was an amazing comic series and I remember reading every month when it came out and thinking ‘It would probably be impossible but be cool to someday to do this’ and wasn’t until about 2 and half years ago that we thought ‘Now is the time, we assembled enough players that we could do it now’“ (Video. Starts around 4:50)

so we have the directors saying they decided with kevin and had to WOO robert to do it, we have kevin saying they wanted to do it for a long time, we have robert surprised people think he would force them to make a movie and yet you still blame the actor for being part of a project and doing his job. if you want blame someone blame joe and anthony russo and kevin feige.

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krusca

i still cant get over the updated sorcerer supreme tony stark 

he has a giant a crotch arc reactor 

also is that a ponytail

and look at at that tiny fucking robot helper holding up his cape so it looks more dramatic oh my fucking go d

jfc tony ur a hot mess in every universe

Did you also see the tiny robot helper giving Eva Bell a handkerchief because she’s sad?

This is the most adorable thing ever okay I NEED MORE OF IT

and they’re not just tiny robot helpers 

they’re tiny robot helpers shaped like batteries 

ugh i can’t handle this 

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ardijey

I guess I’d say my armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon. And now, I’m a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can’t take away…I am Iron Man.

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