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@archerygun / archerygun.tumblr.com

Nerdy moron who likes to ramble inanely and sometimes I make mediocre drawings. This is my personal void to scream into and should not be taken with any level of seriousness. Stay tuned for folklore, media analysis and history wankery from a feral Englishman who somehow passed GCSE.
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I don’t know jack fucking shit about Transformers, I just watched the animated tv series that was on when I was a kid, but I watched the new Transformers One film in class and it occurred to me that Optimus Prime is essentially the like… Boomer/Gen X to the Rescue Bots series’ Millennial/Generation Z and that’s so funny to me as someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on outside of what they mention in a tv show set in the US state of Maine.

Like yeah fuck it up grandad you were young and stupid in the 80s and lived through multiple world-ending type events before the age of 20 and also miner strikes. I plant trees for a living.

This guy has so many insane claims to “When I was your age” and doesn’t drop it once to my knowledge so W for Mr. Prime on that. All the British kids in that screening were eating this shit up too.

(Overall, ngl, a good film, and pretty metal for a kids’ movie too. A guy gets ripped in half it’s nutty. I also realised it was an Optimus Prime backstory before my friend who has an Optimus Prime hyperfixation and I intend to laugh at him for that).

Like I genuinely can’t explain it and I’m also probably super wrong because I know nothing about the transformers franchise but it was giving this

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I don’t know jack fucking shit about Transformers, I just watched the animated tv series that was on when I was a kid, but I watched the new Transformers One film in class and it occurred to me that Optimus Prime is essentially the like… Boomer/Gen X to the Rescue Bots series’ Millennial/Generation Z and that’s so funny to me as someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on outside of what they mention in a tv show set in the US state of Maine.

Like yeah fuck it up grandad you were young and stupid in the 80s and lived through multiple world-ending type events before the age of 20 and also miner strikes. I plant trees for a living.

This guy has so many insane claims to “When I was your age” and doesn’t drop it once to my knowledge so W for Mr. Prime on that. All the British kids in that screening were eating this shit up too.

(Overall, ngl, a good film, and pretty metal for a kids’ movie too. A guy gets ripped in half it’s nutty. I also realised it was an Optimus Prime backstory before my friend who has an Optimus Prime hyperfixation and I intend to laugh at him for that).

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