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God throwback to the time me and my mum were on a 5 hour flight and tried making a timeline of Star Wars. We hadn’t seen Andor yet but it was the newest thing to come out. Literally everyone on the plane was watching it.
Black - Main timeline
Red - Main plot events
Green - Villains of each piece of media
Purple - Era divisions/which war
Enjoy this mess.
What annoyed me most about Star Wars Rebels was that there were so many good elements that tbh seemed specifically tailored to appeal to my tastes but then they took all that potential and pissed on it.
But hey, without Star Wars Rebels making me mad and form a slight obsession with how it could be rewritten/improved, we would not have God’s Worst Mistake™️ and by that I mean this poor sod:
His name is Erick Cartel, he is pure condensed bastard energy and the universe refuses to give him a break. I rewrote Rebels so many times that it evolved into a whole separate project that I ended up doing with a few friends, completely unrelated to Rebels in any way. Like this guy was a cross between all my rewritten Ezras and a shitty Biggs Darklighter AU I’d done. Nowadays he’s more of a glorious cross between Rincewind from Discworld, Han Solo and an unholy fusion of McWatt and Yossarian from Catch-22.
He is about as force sensitive as a brick but someone accidentally brought it up to him, then someone else started training him to try and resolve their own trauma and now he’s banned from casinos for life and also wanted by multiple entities in the middle of a mid-life crisis.
The only reason this guy isn’t straight up dead is because he accidentally befriended the people who are being sent to kill him before they were part of organisations that wanted to kill him. He is the dictionary definition of walking disaster and I love him.
